ROBBERY IN LILLIAN!!!

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  1. cybertron2006

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    I found out on Tuesday that a local restaurant named Green's was robbed by some tall guy in black clothes. The second he got there, he marched STRAIGHT to the kitchen and started demanding money. But when the police came, that bastard made a run for it as if he was on fire! I mean, who would rob a local restaurant that didn't have as much money as the other guys? That speeding car must've been him because he nearly RAMMED RIGHT INTO OUR CAR!!!
     
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    you okay? and i'm not referring to the alleged robbery.
     
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    (gasps for breath) yes... I think... I am... (passes out)
     
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    it was the one armed man!
     
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    dunno why I just read that with a jim carrey voice in my head. he say that line in a movie? the Mask perhaps?
     
  6. Jux

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    Calm down little dude.
     
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    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    he shoulda totally told his dad to 'follow that car!', i always wanted to say that.
     
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    It makes me sad that Andreas Katsulas died...
     
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    Sorry Next time I'll rob IHOP.
     
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    Why are you out of breath?
     
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    Someone's gonna get himself all tuckered out before dinner time.
     
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    ::bumping thread::
     
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    Why? People didn't seem that interested the first time around.
     
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    This guy tried to rob a Waffle House I was once eating at. I killed him with my throwing stars.

    It was sweet.
     
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    The problem with criminals today is they just don’t show common courtesy any more.
     
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    That’s ironic.
     
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    you rang?

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