Riddles

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  1. cowclone

    cowclone I am lost..were am I?

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    think hard about it

    1. what appears once in a yaer and twice in a week

    2. you use me keep me
    and put me on a shelf
    once used you never seem to use me agin
    your friends use me to
    and no matter what i'm in every ones home
    i tell tall tails
    what am i?

    3.you eat my children and leave their hearts
    at first i'm small and weak
    but when i grow i'm stronger than you
    you use most of my body for something you use every day
    what am i?

    have fun
    sorry about that
     
  2. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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  3. cowclone

    cowclone I am lost..were am I?

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    how? what do you mean?
    do know what they all are?
     
  4. DeathStorm

    DeathStorm Snoochie Boochies

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    I have a guess on all four: examples of improper grammar, spelling, and punctuation. How do you expect people to solve these when they're barely readable?
     
  5. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    1. Darkness
    2. Death
    3. A book
    4. A Fruit Tree?
     
  6. cowclone

    cowclone I am lost..were am I?

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    sorry fix and replaced them... i suck at spelling
     
  7. Cheetatron

    Cheetatron Eh

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    A favorite of mine has always been the following.
    A man walks into a museum sees a picture and says:
    "Brothers and Sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son"
    How is the man in the picture related to the man looking at the picture?
     
  8. cowclone

    cowclone I am lost..were am I?

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    :bowdown:  riddle god what is it?
     
  9. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    What's brown, and sounds like a bell?
     
  10. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    What's brown and sticky?
     
  11. megatronkicksas

    megatronkicksas Well-Known Member

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    Tootsie rolls, brownies, mud, silly putty left in the mud?
     
  12. DeathStorm

    DeathStorm Snoochie Boochies

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    The person in the picture has a father, and the person in the picture is the father's son. So it's himself.
     
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  13. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    The letter E ?
     
  14. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    A stick.
     
  15. DeathStorm

    DeathStorm Snoochie Boochies

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    But sticks from certain trees can also be green. You fail.
     
  16. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Not my problem if you were thinking of the wrong stick.
     
  17. DeathStorm

    DeathStorm Snoochie Boochies

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    You feed me and I live. Give me a drink and I die. What am I?

    A three year-old girl and a 100 year-old man have the same number of birthdays - how is this possible?

    What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered?
     
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  18. Nachtsider

    Nachtsider Banned

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    Let's call the guy looking at the picture X, and let's call the person in the picture Y.

    Y's father is the son of X's father. Since X has no brothers or sisters, X is Y's father. Therefore, Y is X's son.
     
  19. DeathStorm

    DeathStorm Snoochie Boochies

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    It's himself. Really, I promise. In all fairness, I already knew that riddle, but I'm sure you can find it online.
     
  20. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    1) Fire

    2) They each have one a year

    3) Mount Everest, we just didnt know it yet.


    "You can see me, but you cant hold me. I weigh nothing, but if you put me in a barrel, I make the barrel lighter. What am I?"
     

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