YouTube - Rifftrax - Transformers 2 (clip 1/2) YouTube - Rifftrax - Transformers 2 (clip 2/2) The silly fellow who posted these on YouTube appears to be a die-hard loyalist, as he tried to cut out jokes specifically about the movie... which is pretty stupid seeing as that's what the point of RiffTrax is. There was another 9 minute version, which had content not included in these two. Some of my favorite lines not found here were: *Demolishor: "DAMN IT I had gone straight! I was helpin to build a FRIGGIN children's hospital! But NOO, a Decepticon can't reform! Screw you guys, I'm just gonna run amok!" *Starscream: "Sometimes cowards do survive. - The national motto of France!" *IMAX Footage of Grindor getting Prime into a headlock - "You know you want me, baby!" *When Megatron breaks Prime's faceplate - "My FUNKY FRESH GRILL!!!!" *When Prime is being beaten up and is blasted, almost landing on Sam - "Optimus! I bought a new air freshner for the mirror in the car! Do you know where it is?!?! DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS??? Sam, I hope I land on you! Crap, I missed!" *Prime busts into the factory - "Oh crap sorry just trying to inspect the roof shingles!" *When the Autobots drive off Megatron after Prime dies, "DECEPTICONS!!! Aw, to hell with it, let em get away with it!" *Random protoform looking for Sam, "The hell are my keys!" *When Mikaela screams, "F***ing do something, they go "Stop looking at my chest!" Okay, I made up the Grindor bit and when Optimus says he hopes he lands on Sam. If it was already posted in a thread, tag and bag this thread with extreme prejudice, mods.