Revenge of the Fallen RiffTrax on YouTube

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  1. Chopperface

    Chopperface Holtzmanned

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    YouTube - Rifftrax - Transformers 2 (clip 1/2)
    YouTube - Rifftrax - Transformers 2 (clip 2/2)

    The silly fellow who posted these on YouTube appears to be a die-hard loyalist, as he tried to cut out jokes specifically about the movie... which is pretty stupid seeing as that's what the point of RiffTrax is.

    There was another 9 minute version, which had content not included in these two. Some of my favorite lines not found here were:

    *Demolishor: "DAMN IT I had gone straight! I was helpin to build a FRIGGIN children's hospital! But NOO, a Decepticon can't reform! Screw you guys, I'm just gonna run amok!"
    *Starscream: "Sometimes cowards do survive. - The national motto of France!"
    *IMAX Footage of Grindor getting Prime into a headlock - "You know you want me, baby!"
    *When Megatron breaks Prime's faceplate - "My FUNKY FRESH GRILL!!!!"
    *When Prime is being beaten up and is blasted, almost landing on Sam - "Optimus! I bought a new air freshner for the mirror in the car! Do you know where it is?!?! DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS??? Sam, I hope I land on you! Crap, I missed!"
    *Prime busts into the factory - "Oh crap sorry just trying to inspect the roof shingles!"
    *When the Autobots drive off Megatron after Prime dies, "DECEPTICONS!!! Aw, to hell with it, let em get away with it!"
    *Random protoform looking for Sam, "The hell are my keys!"
    *When Mikaela screams, "F***ing do something, they go "Stop looking at my chest!"

    Okay, I made up the Grindor bit and when Optimus says he hopes he lands on Sam.

    If it was already posted in a thread, tag and bag this thread with extreme prejudice, mods.
     
  2. Dran0n

    Dran0n Junk male

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    Hm. More ROTF hate.

    Never seen that before.
     
  3. Chopperface

    Chopperface Holtzmanned

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    ^ I love the movies, and they give me a good giggle or two! I dunno, I thought they were pretty darn funny.
     
  4. Midnight

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    You missed the point of it.

    I love the original "Matrix" and "The Lord of the Rings" movies but I swear I can't sit through them without adding a riff commentary.

    It's for funsies.
     
  5. Hired Goons

    Hired Goons Gassy autobot.

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    This is the only way I'll watch this movie now. I love rifftrax.
     
  6. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    /\ agreed. I hadn't seen any of ROTF since I saw it in the theaters and I've gotta admit, hearing Mike & co. have their way with it made the film a bit more tolerable.
     
  7. Rogzilla

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    Two of my wife's favorite lines in this RiffTrax:

    "Hey guys look...some stuff!"

    in a bored voice "Oh look, a giant robot"

    This is a great Riff and if you haven't bought it, everyone really should. I will say, the first one was so much better.

    in goofy voice when Blackout lands in the city to join the fight between Prime and Megatron "Hey kids, I'm Bladey the Decapitating Blade spirte! Hahahahahahahahahahahhaha!" "Oh God, the movie's got to him!" *slap!*
     
  8. Eric

    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    You should check out the Iron Man Riff. It's funny as hell. "Sorry, can't hear you! Smiting!"
     
  9. Mister Gone

    Mister Gone Macro-Con

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  10. SharkyMcShark

    SharkyMcShark Hi. I'm better than you

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    Not really that funny.

    If I wanted to listen to two unfunny assholes rip on a movie I'd invite invite a friend over to watch it and do my own running commentary.

    If I had any friends.
     

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