Reporter receives a gift with mouth wide open...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Tenebrouser, Jan 25, 2008.

  1. Tenebrouser

    Tenebrouser Craft...or is it crap?

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  2. Soundblaster1

    Soundblaster1 The Heisenberg of Toys

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    You need to fix the link, it has http:// twice.

    That was pretty funny, you think he'd have thought something after the bird shit on him the first time.
     
  3. Razerwire

    Razerwire 99 Problems... Super Mod

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    Reminds me of when a bird pooped in Cyndi Lauper's mouth at a live performance. :lolol 
     
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  4. TJOmega

    TJOmega The Plastic Addict Content Contributor

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    Price of admission paid in full. :lol 
     
  5. ckhtiger

    ckhtiger old skool fool

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    I've had birds poop on me in two different occasions. one of which I was a little kid, and it happened at the zoo near my house that we walked 2 miles to. nothing like walking home for half an hour with bird doo doo in your hair.
     
  6. Prisoner1138

    Prisoner1138 TFW2005 Supporter

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    "I guess we should have seen that one coming", and then he looks up with his mouth wide open... what a tool.
     
  7. Razerwire

    Razerwire 99 Problems... Super Mod

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    I hate seagulls with a passion. I wish I could take a huge crap on them.
     
  8. Wreckgar

    Wreckgar Anthony Stark Veteran

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    HA! I almost fell out of my chair.

    Gotta love him getting pooped on twice and then looks up.
     
  9. Seth Buzzard

    Seth Buzzard R.I.P. Buzzbeak Content Contributor

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    Eeeeeew.
     
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    cbff Destroyer of Botcon

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    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    "And in local news tonight, we have exclusive Team 4 footage of an Alexandria man crapping on a seagull. All this and more plus weather and sports right after this! Back to you, Steve."
     
  12. Nightrain

    Nightrain Senior Villain

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    Hell yeah. My middle school wasn't far from the beach. They invaded it during lunch every day.

    Anyone know if it was true that if they ate fizz candy stuff, they would explode?
     
  13. FallenWarrior10

    FallenWarrior10 Crazed clown!

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    Nope, not pop-rocks. It's Alka-Seltzer. Or so I've heard.
     
  14. DarkDranzer

    DarkDranzer Well-Known Member

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    *lols* I'm not sure if it'll still count as good luck if you get pooped in the mouth by a bird. XD

    I've been pooped on by a bird twice, once when I was 12 during PE (I can't remember it, it pooped on my hat) and again last year (this time it was a parrot that pooped after eating an apple on my sneaker)
     
  15. My03Tundra

    My03Tundra LOVES TO EDIT POSTS!!

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    Wow. Some of the first toothpaste was based off of bird feces, honey, and other stuff.
     
  16. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    My thoughts exactly.
     
  17. pscoop

    pscoop Dead inside

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    Seagulls are gross, but I save my hatred for Lorakeets. We went to the Long Beach aquarium last summer. Went into the aviary and one of those little bastards clamped down on my ear. Fucker drew blood. My wife still thinks is hilarious, me, not so much. :mad 

    That video is funny though.
     
  18. FreshDebesh

    FreshDebesh <b><font color=brickred>oye chak de phatte!</font> Veteran

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    One of my friends in grade school fed a seagull alka seltzer and then as it flew away, the seagull exploded. Apparently they can't handle gas.
     
  19. Star Sabre James

    Star Sabre James <b>The JUICE</b> TFW2005 Supporter

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    :lolol 
    At the same time
    :puke: 
     
  20. Seth Buzzard

    Seth Buzzard R.I.P. Buzzbeak Content Contributor

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    Thinking about it more are we sure this isn’t fake?
     

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