Renaming each Transformer series...because I want to.

Discussion in 'Transformers General Discussion' started by Cheebs, May 26, 2006.

  1. Cheebs

    Cheebs Well-Known Member

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    G1

    Transformers: I hope we don't run out of pre-existing Japanese molds. Oh shoot, we ran out of pre-existing Japanese molds. Damn, you guys really did like Optimus Prime, didn't you?



    G2

    Transformers: Ok, we'll make some of the robots move, but they all have to be colored like Zach Morris's shirt.



    Machine Wars

    Transformers: Europe didn't want these, so we thought you might...




    RID

    Transformers: They liked cars before, maybe they'll like 'em again.



    Armada

    Transformers: No joints for you!



    Energon

    Transformers: We're really, really sorry about that last toy line. Forgive us? Here, you guys like homages, right? Have some homages!



    Cybertron

    Transformers: Stick a wedge of plastic in us to make something flip somewhere.



    Alternators

    Transformers: How many places can we hide a car seat?




    Classics

    Transformers: Here's those G1 toys with modern engineering you guys always wanted.... Nah! We're just yankin' yer chain! They're totally new designs with some obvious homage elements thrown in like we've been doing for years now!
     
  2. planetjacker

    planetjacker Critters burn real good. TFW2005 Supporter

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  3. Nightrain

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    planetjacker Critters burn real good. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Beast Wars season 2:
    Ok you like wheels so much, some guys have wheels.
     
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    Beast Wars -- Transformers: Learn how screwed up loyalties can get in a fandom

    Beast Machines -- Transformers: Looky! you got some vehicles back, but we redesigned everything in new and scary ways!

    Beast Wars Second -- Transformers: sure it's 99% repaints, but they're Japanese, so you'll buy them anyway.

    Beast Wars Neo -- Transformers: What animals haven't we made into shell kibble around a stick figure yet?
     
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    Car Robots
    Transformers: For The Love Of God Please Buy Our Stuff
     
  9. ckhtiger

    ckhtiger old skool fool

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    ha ha, good stuffs!
     
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    Legends of Cybertron: See? They could be worse!

    Heroes of Cybertron: Like this!
     
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    Sorry I don't think of anything funny to contribute here...
     
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    Action Masters = What? We thought you liked arms with only one point of articulation!
     
  13. Cast

    Cast Roll the dice

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    Transformers Universe: You didn’t like these guys much the first time around so here they are again.
    Or
    Transformers Universe: Hey what can we do with all this left over yellow plastic.
     
  14. Sol Fury

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    Transformers: Hey, let's finish off what the movie started and wipe out everyone else!

    Transformers: Masterforce
    Super Earth Power Taskforce Transformer
    (cookie for anyone who gets that one!)

    Transformers: Victory
    Transformers: Haha, you want these toys but they're only available in Japan

    OR

    Transformers: Hey, if the series fails we can always rebrand it as a Super Robot show.

    Transformers: Zone
    Transformers: No, really, there are another five episodes hidden in a vault somewhere!

    Scramble City
    Transformers: Unresolved
     
  15. Eric

    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    Transformers Cybertron: Let's make a horrible dub of a new continuity, and connect it with two other loser shows we did! (I mean you, Armada and Energon)
     
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    Damn You Sol Fury! I was going to suggest something similar. Perhaps the USA version of that name will be "TransRangers", "PowerFormers" or something like that. Yeah, I know, they are lame titles.:confused: 
     
  17. Sol Fury

    Sol Fury The British Butcher Administrator News Staff

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    Here, have a consolation "great minds think alike" cookie ;) 
     
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    Brave Magnus Hecho en Argentina

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    Yay! Cookies!!!
     
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    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    Armada: Guest starring Daniel!

    Energon: Send The Books!

    Beast Wars: Great Beasties!
     
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    Beast Wars: You liked the G1 Predacons, Insecticons, and Dinobots right.. How about a whole line of them.
     

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