Rejoyce in never having to touch dirty toliet paper again.

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  1. Elita_One

    Elita_One Метал для життя

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    Oh wow....
     
  2. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart. RIP Spike and Mojo.

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    holy cr-freakshow, that would have awesome :lol 

    the product itself reminds me of an ep of MTV's true life: im a little person. this blonde little chick told on camera how she wipes and got scolded by other little people for telling everyone about that.

    this thing is like a lazy man's tool.

    and that fat guy's was a liar. a big man can still wipe themselves.
     
  3. Arcee

    Arcee Optimus Scourge Forever TFW2005 Supporter

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    I don't think Billy Mays could have done that commercial with a straight face.:lolol 
     
  4. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Bad Luck Incarnate

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  5. Embryoyo

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    wow... :lolol 
     
  6. toma

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    i can honestly see this as being a useful tool for some people. my grandmother has pretty bad rheumatoid arthritis and she uses all kinds of gadgets to help her do things around the house. i could see her using something like this for toilet paper. it might not be for everybody, but it could have its uses for sure.
     
  7. KingGrimlock

    KingGrimlock Assuming Direct Control

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    are people just that lazy
     
  8. Metal Chaos

    Metal Chaos The Spark of Chaos

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    At least they didn't call it "The Reach Around".
     
  9. newguy

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    Already been posted.
     
  10. Mechafire

    Mechafire Shadow Broker Moderator News Staff

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    I literally facepalmed while watching this.
     
  11. Blitz.

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    wtf... the funny thing is I'd say given that your unlikely to ever clean it I'd say its got more germs on it then a fresh peace of paper.

    now if they some how turned a belt sander into something to wipe your ass then they would be onto a winner
     
  12. Blitz.

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    double post ftl
     
  13. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    What we need are toilet paper bannisters. Then you get up off the toilet after a dump and slide naked down the bannister. After that you peel off the top layer of bannister paper and flush it. :) 
     
  14. Nachtsider

    Nachtsider Banned

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    In b4 special vibrating edition
     
  15. ambushbug74

    ambushbug74 Stroke me, Stroke me! TFW2005 Supporter

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    Whoa!!! Thanks for letting us all know that Mr. Mod! You have saved us all a lot of time and trouble so lock it up and we will go on our way.
     
  16. Blitz.

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    man one wrong move and you've got friction burn in very personal area
     
  17. Rumble02

    Rumble02 Radicon of Obliticons

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    saddest thing i have seen in a good long while
     
  18. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    The paper would be printed with user instructions. :) 
     
  19. Dremare

    Dremare It's pronounced "dreh-mare"

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    That's... Incredibly stupid. Like I want to keep that thing around in my bathroom!
     
  20. Metal Chaos

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    How about putting the funnies on it instead so we have something to read on the way down. Just feel sorry for whoever tries to read Archie after you're done.