Rejoyce in never having to touch dirty toliet paper again.

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  1. Scourge

    Scourge I shall rise again

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    Transbot90210 Banned

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    really? LMAO

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  3. QuantumShock

    QuantumShock Stay for brunch ?

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    wow, enjoice anyone ?
     
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    Emperor Mengde Instrumentalist

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    Is that a real life augbesian?
     
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    rattrap007 Insert witty comment here TFW2005 Supporter

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  6. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    I thought this was going to be about the Three Seashells.
     
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    David . TFW2005 Supporter

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    Hi, billy mays here for the comfort wipe!

    Do you have problems wiping your ass!

    Do you have such a fat ass that you cant reach and need an extra 18 inches!

    Well i have the product for you!

    Only 19.99!

    Order now!
     
  8. ambushbug74

    ambushbug74 Stroke me, Stroke me! TFW2005 Supporter

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    How are you maintaining your dignity by going on TV telling people you can't wipre you're own ass? And what are the advantages of being a "Bigger" guy, cause apparently the disadvantages it are not eing able to reach your butthole. (Note, I am a bigger guy and am perfectly able to wipe my own ass)
     
  9. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP Dry built

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    Thats... just... stupid...
     
  10. rattrap007

    rattrap007 Insert witty comment here TFW2005 Supporter

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    Same here. I'm a big guy and can do it just fine as well...
     
  11. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    im not sure even Billy Mays could have sold that thing, id never use it and im a big guy
     
  12. TfAnimatedfan

    TfAnimatedfan Five. Dollar. Headband.

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    ... Wtf
     
  13. comaface

    comaface Crush, kill, destroy

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    I didn't think I ever had to touch dirty toilet paper to begin with
     
  14. TfAnimatedfan

    TfAnimatedfan Five. Dollar. Headband.

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    *waits for Sledge*
     
  15. seeker311

    seeker311 The Collector

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    wait, why are you touching dirty TP anyways, mine is always clean before I use it
     
  16. ORIO

    ORIO Plant-Based Bot Super Mod News Staff

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    Ebay:
    This.
     
  17. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    demolition man FTW
     
  18. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    ...The hell?
     
  19. Hiraga

    Hiraga BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

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    Really?
     
  20. rattrap007

    rattrap007 Insert witty comment here TFW2005 Supporter

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    it is basically a toilet scrubbing wand you stick TP on..
     

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