REJOICE! Hahahaha! Screw you, Megan!

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  1. Starscreamer217

    Starscreamer217 Banned

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    Hello again, TFW2005.

    You might remember me, Starscreamer217, as the guy who had a problem with a girl named Megan. The girl who broke my heart 5 times these past 4 months.

    Well, I'm officially over her. She can become a prostitute, for all care. She can have a one-night stand with some guy who only likes her for her looks or something.

    Now, I'm in a happy relationship with somebody who appreciates me.

    So take THAT, all Users who accused me of masturbating. Muwahahahhaha!
     
  2. Nachtsider

    Nachtsider Banned

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    Cool story, bro.
     
  3. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    uh-huh...I miss being thirteen, but then I read stuff like this and realize that I don't.

    [​IMG]
     
  4. TheDemonDzko

    TheDemonDzko °-{[●□●]}-° {Beep. Boop.)

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    Well.... Stop Masturbateing... it gets old.
     
  5. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    'Sup dawg.

    I'll bet we don't.
    Nope, still nuthin'.
    We get a lot of emo kids, anything more to go on?

    She gigoogened your gishmoigen? Sweet.
    Harsh, dude. But can you ask what her rates are?

    Er, for a friend.
    She can? Sweet. Pass on my contact details.

    Awesome. Does she gigoogen your gishmoigen?
    Yeah, that'll learn us!

    Wait, what?
     
  6. OmegaScourge

    OmegaScourge Custom Made TFW2005 Supporter

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    so you went went lefty to righty....:lol 

    j/k..good to see your being treated well now.
     
  7. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    What's wrong with masturbating?
     
  8. darkmgmstr

    darkmgmstr Blue Lantern Corps Member

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    This.
     
  9. thenatureboywoo

    thenatureboywoo Veteran

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    *image removed cause it was big and annoying and i didn't want to make the mods mad.*
     
  10. MushroomPrime

    MushroomPrime ******

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    Oh yeah, I remember this guy. He liked the girl that looked like...[​IMG]
     
  11. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Depends where you're doing it.
     
  12. cryotek

    cryotek Criminal Overlord

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    Blow up dolls dont count.
     
  13. Starscreamer217

    Starscreamer217 Banned

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    Shut up. Hahahhaaha.
     
  14. Rodimus Major

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    ARG! Not this again!!! ::STORMS OUT OF THREAD FOR THE VERY LAST TIME::
     
  15. Rodimus Major

    Rodimus Major Custom User Title

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    Hi guys, I'm back, did I miss anything?
     
  16. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Masturbation stops once you're in a relationship? lolque?
     
  17. thenatureboywoo

    thenatureboywoo Veteran

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    Wow, I've only been on here since December, but I just realized that there are so many different people that have responded to this subject with that line.

    yeah, sure it does.:rolleyes: 
     
  18. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    If I'm remembering right, Starscreamer217 doesn't masturbate, has never masturbated and takes offence at the suggestion that he does something that is perfectly normal and that everyone does.

    I think he's a eunuch.
     
  19. Hound_Dawg

    Hound_Dawg Shinki,Braves,TF's Oh my!

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    Maybe his version of masterbating is when he sits on his arm till it falls a sleep. Then fondles himself with the asleep hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it. That way he can still claim he never does it.
     
  20. Wing alpha

    Wing alpha <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

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    ....why do I have an urge to yell

    "GAME OVER" in my best Raul Julia
     
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