REJOICE! Hahahaha! Screw you, Megan!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Starscreamer217, Apr 30, 2009.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 1 of 2
  1. Starscreamer217, Apr 30, 2009
    #1
    Starscreamer217

    Starscreamer217 Banned

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2009
    Posts:
    431
    News Credits:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    76
    Likes:
    +1
    Hello again, TFW2005.

    You might remember me, Starscreamer217, as the guy who had a problem with a girl named Megan. The girl who broke my heart 5 times these past 4 months.

    Well, I'm officially over her. She can become a prostitute, for all care. She can have a one-night stand with some guy who only likes her for her looks or something.

    Now, I'm in a happy relationship with somebody who appreciates me.

    So take THAT, all Users who accused me of masturbating. Muwahahahhaha!
     
  2. Nachtsider, Apr 30, 2009
    #2
    Nachtsider

    Nachtsider Banned

    Joined:
    May 10, 2008
    Posts:
    12,541
    News Credits:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    201
    Likes:
    +51
    Cool story, bro.
     
  3. smkspy, Apr 30, 2009
    #3
    smkspy

    smkspy Remember true fans

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2004
    Posts:
    24,189
    Trophy Points:
    412
    Likes:
    +4,570
    uh-huh...I miss being thirteen, but then I read stuff like this and realize that I don't.

    [​IMG]
     
  4. TheDemonDzko, Apr 30, 2009
    #4
    TheDemonDzko

    TheDemonDzko Some Internet Guy

    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2008
    Posts:
    2,699
    Trophy Points:
    202
    Likes:
    +28
    Well.... Stop Masturbateing... it gets old.
     
  5. Optimus Sledge, Apr 30, 2009
    #5
    Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2008
    Posts:
    7,915
    Trophy Points:
    176
    Likes:
    +9
    'Sup dawg.

    I'll bet we don't.
    Nope, still nuthin'.
    We get a lot of emo kids, anything more to go on?

    She gigoogened your gishmoigen? Sweet.
    Harsh, dude. But can you ask what her rates are?

    Er, for a friend.
    She can? Sweet. Pass on my contact details.

    Awesome. Does she gigoogen your gishmoigen?
    Yeah, that'll learn us!

    Wait, what?
     
  6. OmegaScourge, Apr 30, 2009
    #6
    OmegaScourge

    OmegaScourge Custom Made TFW2005 Supporter

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2002
    Posts:
    8,863
    Trophy Points:
    367
    Location:
    Hillsboro, Oregon
    Likes:
    +1,613
    so you went went lefty to righty....:lol 

    j/k..good to see your being treated well now.
     
  7. ILoveDinobot, Apr 30, 2009
    #7
    ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot You can, you up. No can, no BB.

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2006
    Posts:
    20,719
    News Credits:
    12
    Trophy Points:
    412
    Location:
    They are not the hell your whales
    Likes:
    +6,651
    Ebay:
    Twitter:
    What's wrong with masturbating?
     
  8. darkmgmstr, Apr 30, 2009
    #8
    darkmgmstr

    darkmgmstr Blue Lantern Corps Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2007
    Posts:
    1,743
    Trophy Points:
    126
    Likes:
    +2
    Ebay:
    This.
     
  9. thenatureboywoo, Apr 30, 2009
    #9
    thenatureboywoo

    thenatureboywoo Veteran

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2008
    Posts:
    8,833
    News Credits:
    4
    Trophy Points:
    347
    Likes:
    +2,266
    *image removed cause it was big and annoying and i didn't want to make the mods mad.*
     
  10. MushroomPrime, Apr 30, 2009
    #10
    MushroomPrime

    MushroomPrime ******

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2008
    Posts:
    3,820
    News Credits:
    3
    Trophy Points:
    151
    Likes:
    +7
    Oh yeah, I remember this guy. He liked the girl that looked like...[​IMG]
     
  11. Optimus Sledge, Apr 30, 2009
    #11
    Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2008
    Posts:
    7,915
    Trophy Points:
    176
    Likes:
    +9
    Depends where you're doing it.
     
  12. cryotek, Apr 30, 2009
    #12
    cryotek

    cryotek Criminal Overlord

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2002
    Posts:
    4,471
    News Credits:
    7
    Trophy Points:
    312
    Location:
    Chillicothe Ohio
    Likes:
    +5,393
    Ebay:


    Blow up dolls dont count.
     
  13. Starscreamer217, Apr 30, 2009
    #13
    Starscreamer217

    Starscreamer217 Banned

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2009
    Posts:
    431
    News Credits:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    76
    Likes:
    +1
    Shut up. Hahahhaaha.
     
  14. Rodimus Major, Apr 30, 2009
    #14
    Rodimus Major

    Rodimus Major Custom User Title

    Joined:
    Apr 21, 2006
    Posts:
    2,959
    News Credits:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    277
    Likes:
    +64
    Ebay:
    ARG! Not this again!!! ::STORMS OUT OF THREAD FOR THE VERY LAST TIME::
     
  15. Rodimus Major, Apr 30, 2009
    #15
    Rodimus Major

    Rodimus Major Custom User Title

    Joined:
    Apr 21, 2006
    Posts:
    2,959
    News Credits:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    277
    Likes:
    +64
    Ebay:
    Hi guys, I'm back, did I miss anything?
     
  16. Deceptikitty, Apr 30, 2009
    #16
    Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2007
    Posts:
    4,159
    Trophy Points:
    202
    Likes:
    +3
    Masturbation stops once you're in a relationship? lolque?
     
  17. thenatureboywoo, Apr 30, 2009
    #17
    thenatureboywoo

    thenatureboywoo Veteran

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2008
    Posts:
    8,833
    News Credits:
    4
    Trophy Points:
    347
    Likes:
    +2,266
    Wow, I've only been on here since December, but I just realized that there are so many different people that have responded to this subject with that line.

    yeah, sure it does.:rolleyes: 
     
  18. Optimus Sledge, Apr 30, 2009
    #18
    Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2008
    Posts:
    7,915
    Trophy Points:
    176
    Likes:
    +9
    If I'm remembering right, Starscreamer217 doesn't masturbate, has never masturbated and takes offence at the suggestion that he does something that is perfectly normal and that everyone does.

    I think he's a eunuch.
     
  19. Hound_Dawg, Apr 30, 2009
    #19
    Hound_Dawg

    Hound_Dawg Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2004
    Posts:
    867
    Trophy Points:
    232
    Location:
    Twin Falls, ID
    Likes:
    +8
    Ebay:
    Facebook:
    Twitter:
    Instagram:
    Maybe his version of masterbating is when he sits on his arm till it falls a sleep. Then fondles himself with the asleep hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it. That way he can still claim he never does it.
     
  20. Wing alpha, Apr 30, 2009
    #20
    Wing alpha

    Wing alpha <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

    Joined:
    May 12, 2004
    Posts:
    3,243
    Trophy Points:
    186
    Likes:
    +1
    ....why do I have an urge to yell

    "GAME OVER" in my best Raul Julia
     
Page 1 of 2
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.