Really bad horror movies

Discussion in 'Movies and Television' started by swampflight, Oct 26, 2009.

  1. Coeloptera

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    City of the Living Dead directed by Lucio Fulci. It's meandering, makes little sense, is packed with almost random gore, the "maggot cannon" scene must be seen the be believed, and the ending confuses everyone who sees it.

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  2. Tekkaman Blade

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  3. Mr. Sinister

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    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake. Borrrrinnnng.
     
  4. Darkwing48

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    Yeah, but I made the mistake of buying it at Best Buy. I felt cheated. I'll take your advice to heart.

    ...yeah the movie is that bad!!!
     
  5. Rodimus Prime

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    Drag Me to Hell.
     
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    Tales from the crypt Bordello of Blood and any Friday the 13th after the first 2
     
  7. toma

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    Skinned Deep
     
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    Stay Alive (2006)

    Hardly scary, villain with N64-ish graphics, and Frankie Muniz.
     
  11. aussiehippy

    aussiehippy Au contraire, Blackadder.

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    But... you're making it sound awesome, to me
     
  12. Smasher

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    For a movie so bad it's good, you have to see Equinox!

    Which was better? The fact that there was a Vegan Zombie or the fact that the zombies were super powered and could jump 12 feet high and run across the ceiling? Unless they were in front of one of the main characters. Then they just stood there and went splat.

    I feel your pain. I truly do.
    Those scenes in the camp -ugh.
    Wasn't the zombie outbreak only for a couple of days? Literally two days?
    Yet they come to this zombie killing outpost that seemed to exist for months.


    Unfortunately, I think Automaton Transfusion is not in the so bad it's good category.
    It's a "zombies can run" movie -but they don't have makeup for all the zombie extras so there appears to be several people out for a jog among the zombie horde.
     
  13. Katamari Prime

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    This.
     
  14. swampflight

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    "The Creeping Terror"

    Alien monster that looks like a beat-up shag carpet with springs on its head and moves at 2 m.p.h. outruns and devours townspeople.
     
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    That movie will give any man nightmares... I want to see it.
     
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    Ahh one of my fav MST3K episodes!
     
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    DREAMCATCHER= BAD BAD BAD :poke 
     
  19. Darkwing48

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    Hahaha, I look like that trying to play Pac-man.

    I thought was a alright movie. VG lady nudity though. Heck I was scared. :D 
     
  20. Darkwing48

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    What? It's bad necroporn?