Really bad horror movies

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  1. swampflight

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    Since Halloween is this week,I started thinking about the horror movie shows that used to be on during the late 80's on Saturday afternoons and then on late-night and how it was fun to watch because they always pulled out some obscure B-horror movie that made you laugh more than it scared you so what movies do you remember? I'll start the ball rolling with a timeless classic,"Night Of The Lepus",about giant killer rabbits.
     
  2. rattrap007

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    Chopping Mall. Security bots go berserk and kill a bunch of mall workers who stayed after for a party. Dick Miller also appears as a janitor.
     
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    Here in the UK I watch Zone Horror a lot, you can really take a pick of almost any movie on it, they're mostly Z-Movie classics, or ones you find in a 5 for £6 bin.

    Sure they do show some good ones, but it's not that often.
     
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    Does House of the Dead count?
     
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    One of the many names for that horrible movie! I remember watching it on the USA network back in the day on their Up All Night show...then it was called Killbots. You're right though, horrible movie!
     
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    i think it needs a MST3K treatment. The stinger (aka clip at the end of the episode) should either be the head explosion or the fat guy saying "Waitress more butter."
     
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    Chupacabra Terror 2. Its about a chupacabra, eating people, on a cruise ship, while a forest ranger tries to catch it.

    Also, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. Painfully bad.
     
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    Jeepers Creepers. BAD.
     
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    Automaton Transfusion. This "Holy grail of zombie movies" made me want to give up on the genre altogether.

    It is immature, (woman getting punched in the stomach by zombie, grabbed the fetus inside her, she somewhat yells in worry. "My baby")

    And dumb (Somehow, being in an empty city, on an empty street, walking towards a bar, somehow, they were surrounded by zombies) They can teleport now? Instant Transmission?

    "Let's go to the school. There have to be survivors there?" WTF?
     
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    "Flesh-Eating Mothers"

    Another USA Up All Night classic about housewives who cheat,get infected by a virus,and turn into cannibals:best scene-they pick up a cat from a dumpster and rip it in half and start feeding on it.
     
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    Also known as Chupacabra Dark Seas. But yes it is pathetic and doesn't seem to make sense at times.
     
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    I have seen a ton of bad ones over the years, recently saw "The Screaming Skull". It was soooo bad, it made a bold statement in a guarantee that if you died of fright when watching it, the producers would pay for your funeral costs. (groan)
     
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    Cabin fever
    Attack of the killer Tomatoes
    Killer clowns from outer Space
    13 Ghosts
    The Blob

    And many more

    Of course,

    i find them good due to the unintentional humor:lol 
     
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    Dracula 3000 - Dracula is really an alien or something and, despite this being set 1000 years in the future on a space ship, he still dresses like Bela Lugosi in the '30s movies. Cheap special effects, virtually no plot, terrible acting, awful dialogue and one of the most random endings I've ever seen.
     
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    Most recent one I saw was Bird Flu Horror. Cheesy beyond belief.
     
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    I might need to edit this later, but I think the movie is called Severed.
    Lumberjack Zombies.
    That is all.

    Automoton Transfusion made me realize two things.
    1. Anything that BloodyDisgusting.com hypes up I should avoid.
    2. You can spend $5000 on the DVD cover for your movie and make it look good enough to rent.

    Other major things to look for:

    The major characters encounter their first zombie at school.
    This zombie apparently doesn't have the indestructible qualities of the other ones because he gets taken out by a punch.
    Of course the school would be a safe haven, because that's where they saw their first zombie.

    The line "It's rush hour and I haven't seen a single car on the road" is spoken when there are clearly other cars on the road.
     
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    The most recent Day of the Dead remake, with the vegan zombie.
     
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    1 and 2 sucked to me there were stupid movies
     
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    Also known as "Severed: Forest of the Dead" the infection comes from genetically manipulated tree sap. I've seen this one as I thought the trailer looked good, but how wrong I was.
     
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    I don't know if you'd consider it "horror," but John Carpenter's Vampires is so bad it's good.

    I mean, it's got James Woods, a fat Baldwin brother, and the bad guy from Karate Kid part III. What more could you want or need?
     

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