RARE NEWS L@@K! Transformers Kiss-Play 4, TRACKS!

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  1. Autobus Prime

    Autobus Prime Transit Former

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    ZOMGWTFBBQROFLMAOFUBARABBAMEDEVACSNAFU!!!!1111one11!

    Lookie what I found on a real life Japanese discussion board that I stumbled upon and totally did not make up!

    It's TRANSFORMERS Kiss-Play 4, Tracks with Raul!

    http://s19.photobucket.com/albums/b191/autobus_prime/tfk_tr.jpg

    And here is the GEN-YOO-WINE auto-translated text that went with it. Too bad I lost the original link. Yes.

    [snip]
    Kiss-Play Tracks x Raul

    Story:

    The fact that that theory is built in order the scientist of
    escort and EDC of the kiss which took part the machine behavior
    authority of that kiss to avoid the fact that life of the girl
    the process which does it is small is exposed dangerously, is
    the experiment which is designed.

    The volunteer found,: Soldier, of Binaltech track/truck
    sport car of mighty TRACKS, and RAUL of long time friend,
    and many secrets. To no danger requires the little girl,
    no need is with TRACKS and delegation of special comrade
    RAUL.

    Special technology of kiss taught to RAUL useful for permits
    the fact that the key of the weapon which for secret in TRACKS
    is hidden in order to use for RAUL is opened. With 'LARIAT
    OF TRUTH' is skill improved allowable.

    These especially mortgage soldier, destiny what?
    [/snip]

    You bet I am totally not making this up at all, no way, no sir! Yeah, I'd never do something like this to express my opinion of this line...reduction ad absurdum, that sort of thing...totally would be uncalled for...

    :D 
     
  2. Cheebs

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    LMAO!!!

    Funniest thing I've read all week! Brilliant engrish text as well
    :lol  :lol  :lol 
     
  4. Grimlock_13

    Grimlock_13 Reformed Geewunner

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    Pretty funny, but it would be better if Raul looked similar to Ru Paul
     
  5. Backscatter

    Backscatter Autobot Brainmaster TFW2005 Supporter

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    Hmm, a 666 joke.
     
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    Is he die-cast? :lol 
     
  7. Brave Magnus

    Brave Magnus Hecho en Argentina

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  8. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    :lol 

    I'd have made it "Laul", though.
     
  10. Sculpt-bot

    Sculpt-bot So waddya want, a medal?

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    So Tracks comes with one of the Village People then?....
    ****squints****....or is that Rob Halford?

    I suppose it would help balance out the creepy feelings that the pseudo-teen sex girls radiate, To have a creepy pseudo-gay chaps man come with Tracks. (who..lets face it... is at the very least a staunch metro-sexual)
    Good work!
     
  11. Switchblade

    Switchblade Just a raggedy man

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    That's because it's a joke, man. :lol 
     
  12. Galaxy Convoy

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    I want the 5 minutes back I spent reading this.
     
  13. RandomFerret

    RandomFerret Fuzzy Forever

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    I'm only interested if the lariat transforms into something else. Like special armour for Raul. Here is an example:

    Image removed due to nobody needing to see that. Seriously.
     
  14. Sculpt-bot

    Sculpt-bot So waddya want, a medal?

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    Yeah, check my post again, I realized my sarcasm didn't translate......Thanks for laughing at me though! (sarcasm again)
     
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    Tracks is NOT GAY!! He is upper class type. Snobish..
     
  16. Gears

    Gears buh-buh-body ya Veteran

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    :lol :lol :lol :lol  Nice job.
     
  17. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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  18. Drive-By

    Drive-By Eschew Obfuscation...

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    You know.. I have no idea why people think Tracks is gay, esspecially when he is obviously a Metrosexual...

    Or is that a Robometrosexual... or a Metrorobo? Bah I give.
     
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    Concur that Tracks is not Gay, but he's not snobbish either. I don't ever remember him looking down at anyone. Being refined doesn't make you a snob. Besides, anyone who has Blaster for a friend is way cool in my book.:thumb  Tracks survived the first TF Movie, and I respect him because he decided to remain on Earth and not follow Rodimus.:lol 
     
  20. Eric

    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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