Punching ice!

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  1. MisterFanwank

    MisterFanwank Toy Industry Analyst

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    So yesterday I was at a halloween/surprise birthday party for a friend of mine. I went to a gas station to get ice, but the top of the bag ripped before I could smash it onto the ground to break it into useable chunks.

    I grabbed the top, closing the hole, and began PUNCHING that ice until it was useable. I have a bunch of tiny cuts and bruises on my fists, but man, that was FUN. It was fast, easy, and a cool way to show off.

    How about you guys, ever PUNCH SOME ICE?
     
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    YEAH....just dont get one of the bags that kinda melted already and refroze into a big ice block or you'll end up with a sore hand later..not advised..now before i punch a bag of ice i kinda do a check..LOL..
     
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    Cool story bro.
     
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    No, but I've used some ICE after I got PUNCHED.....does that count?
     
  5. MisterFanwank

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    But that is exactly what I did. It was a solid chunk and I smashed it!

    LIKE ICE.

    I don't see why not!
     
  6. 03Mach1

    03Mach1 Reason Has No Voice

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    I done it with an oven mitt on my hand. I'm no dummy.
     
  7. MisterFanwank

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    Bare knucles. It feels awesome.

    ROID RAGE.
     
  8. gil

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    I tried karate chopping a slab of ice when I was a kid. Cause I just saw karate kid. It fucking hurt.
     
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    I'm not man enough to punch my ice into submission.
     
  10. MisterFanwank

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    You need the right technique.
     
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    These threads get better everyday.
     
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    I punched the shit out of a block of ice back in sixth grade. Fucked my pinkie finger hard.

    I'm not cool enough. ;_;
     
  13. MisterFanwank

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    My GOD. By the picture in you avatar, you could ICE the PUNCH out of a BLOCK.

    That you punched at all is a punch enough, my young coolio.
     
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    I don't think better is the right word for it.

    Chuck
     
  15. MisterFanwank

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    ^ Agreed, BEST is the right word.
     
  16. gil

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    Bro I did the whole miyagi meditation thing Danial did before he broke the ice. hahaha
     
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    So true....I hope the party goers appreciate the thought that went into putting trace amounts of your blood into their drinks.
     
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    I was hoping this thread was about going back in time and punching Vanilla Ice.

    I won't punch ice bags though. Too cold, too cold.
     
  19. MisterFanwank

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    The trick is to punch the ice... Your knuckles are on the front of your brofist, not on the side.


    They have been infused with greatness...


    There is no difference in the school of the Punch Ice, my young coolio.

    GO BACK IN TIME!

    Punch that vanillain in his ICE.

    For you will still be PUNCHING ICE.
     
  20. UnicronFTW

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    "Punching ice" could be a euphemism for so many things.
     
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