So, here it is... i was really bored and I am nowhere near a writer as anyone else, but like i said, i was really bored. I came up with this little sketch about Prime and Arcee... Act one starts off with Prime, Megs, Starscream and Jazz standing around having a nice can of oil. (Whatever cybertrons version of human beer is.) Our heroes/villians are taking a day off from the war to share a few cans of Oil light. (Picture the original vocal actors doing each of the voices. Welker on Megs, Cullen for Optimus.) Optimus Prime: "Yup." Starscream: "Uhuh." Megs: "...yes" Starscream: "So, Optimus..." Optimus Prime: "Yeah?" Starscream: "How was your date with Arcee last night?" Optimus Prime: "Wha... umm... what date?" (Signaling with his hand to cut off the new topic of conversation.) Megs: "Wha..." Starscream: "The one you had with Arcee la.... oh, I get it. You mean the mighty Megatron doesn't know that you're dating his girlfriend?!" Megs: "What date?! You're dating my girlfriend?!!!" (Megs crushes the can of oil and he looks towards Optimus) Optimus Prime: "Date? Umm, no. We were, umm..." Megs: "You were what?!" Starscream: "This is freaking awesome!" Optimus Prime: "No, we were reading books and discussing the future of Cybertron... you know, Cybertron's future is really important to us." Starscream: "Sure..." Megs: "Really? What books?" Starscream: " Did you exchange lubricants with her?!" Optimus Prime: "Shutup starscream! No, like i said, we were reading books and talking about the future of Cybertron...oh, what do you know... umm, hold on guys... i've got a call.." (Optimus voices a ringtone to pretend his cell phone is ringing) "Yeah, this is Optimus... what? Uhuh... no, we're right around the corner... oh... ok... I'll be right there. Yeah, what? Oh... I can't... He's right here... Ok, bye." Jazz: "What was that all about Optimus?" Starscream: "He's trying to avoid you Megatron!" Megs: "Shutup Starscream! Optimus, if you so much as touched Arcee... I will rip out your optics!!!!!!!!" Optimus Prime: "Well, that was Ironhide... Bumblebee got into another bar fight with Ratchet..." Jazz: "Not again." "Optimus Prime: "Yeah, it sounds pretty ugly.... He cut off Bumblebees legs again." Megs: "SO! What about last night huh? You and Arcee, my girlfriend?!" Optimus Prime: "Umm... we were reading books... I really have to go guys. From what Arcee...I mean, Ironhide said, it's getting really ugly. Bumblebee lubricated on Ironhide from the table..." Jazz: "He was dancing on the table again, wasn't he?" Optimus Prime: "Yup. Gotta go. Jazz, let's roll out!" (Optimus and Jazz transform and take off in a hurry) Starscream: "You're not going to do anything? The mighty Megatron is going to stand there while his Nemesis Optimus Prime dates his girlfriend?!" Megs: "Shut up you stupid fool!!" (Megs backhands Starscream, knocking him into a Cybertronian building. ) Megs: "We shall see Prime, this shall not go without punishment!!" (Megatron clinches his fists as he vows revenge on Optimus Prime.) End Act 1.