Prime Is A Dick ... STILL *SPOILERS*

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  1. Razerwire

    Razerwire 99 Problems... Super Mod

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    After seeing the movie again yesterday, I realized that Prime is STILL a dick.

    Reasons:

    1. His impatience with Sam while trying to find the glasses.

    2. His "meh" reaction to Bumblebee getting caught.

    3. His "meh" reaction when he finds out that Jazz dies.

    4. Killing Bonecrusher so fast.

    5. Letting Sam risk the fate of the entire damned universe when he stuck the cube in Megatron's chest.

    6. Taking so damned long to show up in the final battle scene.

    7. Showing up so damned late to Earth.

    8. Not letting Bumblebee speak until the last possible moment.

    9. Letting a human do his job in killing Megatron.

    10. Using his gun and sword only ONCE throughout the whole movie.

    DICK.
     
  2. turk128

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    Are you sure you're not talking about Superman?
     
  3. McBradders

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    No, Prime is definitely a dick.

    I wish that thread still existed, was one of the funniest Transformers related ones we've had around here.
     
  4. Noisemaze2006

    Noisemaze2006 Banned

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    You have the best sig EVER!!!
     
  5. Soundwave84

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    eh prime wasnt a dick prime is the greatest hero of all time i agree u sure ur not talking about superman
     
  6. Eric

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    All of those are definitely true to me. Prime...DICK!
     
  7. Easterling Capt

    Easterling Capt I am Vern Schillinger

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    perhapsp they shouldent done the movie at all
     
  8. Rampage01

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    Wait. When did he use his gun? I must have missed it.

    Also, he probably crushed that bird bath on purpose. Dick.
     
  9. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    i heartily concur that optimus prime is indeed a penis-head.
     
  10. Dark_Convoy

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    Someone doesn't get it.
     
  11. LigerPrime

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    I've try my best to defend Optimus...so here I go!

    1. Fate of the earth and probably the universe was at stake...I mean if you were a TF...would you trust a human? XD

    2. His reasoning is logical...this is war...

    3. He's a robot...or he could be numbed to emotions due to the years of fighting.

    4. He outwitted BoneCrusher by using the pillar as a shield or poor BoneCrusher was a plot device to make Optimus look bad ass! XD

    5. He never expected Sam to do that.

    6. Give Prime a break...he got off er, I mean fell off the wrong highway!

    7. Blame ot on Bumblebee! And the producers for not having the Ark - which probably had "warp speed"!

    8. Bumblebee was probably cured when he touched the AllSpark.

    9. Dude...he was getting owned by Megs...I don't think he could handle Megs.

    10. Axe-shield...couldn't use it against Megs...probably not effective. Gun? It was knocked out of his hand after Megs shot him with the fusion cannon! :D 

    Rampage01 - yeah he did...its a very quick scene. After Megs (on jet mode) and Prime went through the building, Megs transformed his arms into er, the fusion canon and we can see Optimus removing his gun from his back...the reason why you probably did see it is because the action is extremely fast and the scene is from Prime's back.
     
  12. turk128

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    Man, I hope Ratchet found it and packed it in ice. Can't imagine Prime without his big cannon. (Maybe that's why it tolk Prime longer to get to Sam's rescue?)
     
  13. LightningZERO

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    Poor Bumblebee...Optimus Prime sacrificed him just to save puny humans
     
  14. Turnpike

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    Yeah! Prime should have gone after BB, and destroy any and all humans in his path while doing so! THAT'S the Prime we remember!
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    PANCAKES.
     
  15. Spoiler

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    He used his gun once, and that was right before Megatron shot him with his gun and made him fly into a building!
     
  16. drsyn

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    I love Prime's dickery.

    11. ruining the Witwicky rose garden. "ooops" he said, moar like: "lulz"

    12. ruining the roads, purposely making sure he really cracked the concrete on busy highway and downtown areas with his big feet.

    13. Damaging goverment vehicles buy ripping the roof off (He Prime, we can't all turn into cars and trucks to get around places, you dick)
     
  17. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    gee, saving lame yellow mute bot or save earth from THE THREAT OF DECEPS GETTING TO THE ALLSPARK AND MACHINE OVERTAKING THE EARTH what to do what to do
     
  18. Chaos Prime

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    Haha! QFT!!
     
  19. LigerPrime

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    Yup, IMO, Prime was pretty knocked out by Meg's fusion canon. Meg's line about joining the humans in extinction was pretty cool!
     
  20. enduser0001

    enduser0001 Autobuddy

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    Prime was all about “not harming humans” and the like but has NO PLAN for the Allspark outside of letting Sam have it and taking it into a heavily populated area.
    Prime in turn does nothing to…
    a. prevent the Decepticons from effing up the city
    b. drawing the Decepticons out and away from the humans
    c. Continuing the fight and becoming part of the destructive force himself.
    I don’t know about any of you but the jets flying through buildings killed allot of people back in 2001 if we can remember that far back.
    I know it’s just a movie but Prime really seemed to not give a crap about humans at all.
    Freedom may be the right of all sentient beings he never said anything about their safety or general well being.
    Who cares if they are dead as long as they have a right to freedom?!?!
     

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