Possible sequel to Snakes on Plane???

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  1. JD

    JD Well-Known Member

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    One can only expect Samuel L. Jackson to be involved somehow

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  2. MegaMoonMan

    MegaMoonMan www.megamoonman.com TFW2005 Supporter

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    Sick, stupid bitch. I guess she's never heard of these great things we have nowadays called "long sticks".
     
  3. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Stupid I guess, but she probably thought it was rather dangerous.

    Anyway, the point is, the proper way to kill a snake is to behead it then, then carefully bury the head (use a shovel, those things can still be nasty even when they're dead).
     
  4. ZeroMayhem

    ZeroMayhem Henshin a Go-Go Baby!

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    "Moron with a Lighter"? Yeah, that sounds like an ok movie.
     
  5. funkatron101

    funkatron101 TFW2005 Supporter

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    yes, snakes still move even when they are chopped up. I discovered that the day my dad became a hero and killed an 8ft long boa in our back yard.
     
  6. rattrap007

    rattrap007 Insert witty comment here TFW2005 Supporter

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    How about a sequel called "Snakes on a boat"
     
  7. Team Jetfire

    Team Jetfire Pop-POP!

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    Honestly surprised that she didn't pull a gun and try to shoot it.
     
  8. BigPrime3000

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    I remember the first time I saw a snake be beheaded. The image of a body without a head trying to slip away from you stays with you for awhile.
     
  9. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    Speed 3: Snakes On a Bus
     
  10. EmineX

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    I fail to understand why people still feel the need to kill snakes on sight.
     
  11. Omnibus Prime

    Omnibus Prime I'm too old for this shit TFW2005 Supporter

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    :lol  :lol  :lol 

    I made the same crack to a friend just yesterday.
     
  12. Triformis

    Triformis Insecticon Fanatic TFW2005 Supporter

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    Heh. It'd probably do better at the box office than Speed 2: Cruise Control (man, what a crappy name).
     
  13. Shipwreck

    Shipwreck Will smack your bitch

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    Because snakes are creepy and just get under people's skin. But thats just my opinion. I hate snakes. If it was me I would have killed it on sight because I don't like the look of them. They just creep me the fuck out. If you like snakes more power too you.
     
  14. Random Autobot

    Random Autobot Soviet Kanukistani

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    Snakes... why did it have to be snakes.
     
  15. butz

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    So did Snakes on a Plane actually get made?
     
  16. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    I'm wouldn't be suprised if SciFi didn't pick up Snakes on a (insert plot device here). They love their giant snake movies over there at that network.
     
  17. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    Has no one ever heard of animal control services?
     
  18. BigPrime3000

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    Snakes are dirty, flithy, disgusting animals because they slither around on the bellies instead of taking the effort to walk like the rest of us. Plus, they eat cute things like bunny rabbits. Oh, and some of them can kill you I've heard.
     
  19. Tenebrouser

    Tenebrouser Craft...or is it crap?

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    Putting this story aside, I can't believe the movie is real. I seriously thought it was a joke.
     
  20. Cheetatron

    Cheetatron Eh

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    I have no expierience with that kind of thing but wouldnt it make more sense to bury the body?
     

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