Possible device to let you grow your meat!

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  1. Seth Buzzard

    Seth Buzzard R.I.P. Buzzbeak Content Contributor

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    http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060327/kitchen_meat_060327/20060327?hub=Health

    I don’t know man, sounds pretty freaky to me, but who knows.
     
  2. Dark_Convoy

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    I bet it tastes like cardboard.
     
  3. Greyryder

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    I get spam all the time, offering to help me grow my meat.
     
  4. Dark_Convoy

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    I was going to post a real zinger like "I grow meat every time I see boobies" but then I thought, *sigh* what's the point.
     
  5. butz

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    Very ambiguous thread title- I really didn't know what to expect.
     
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    The title COMPLETELY misled me...
     
  7. Frognal

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    Anyone else read it and think of that steak in Poltergeist?
     
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    Why don't these scientists spend that time and money on something that the world really needs? I really hate unnecessary BS.
     
  9. Seth Buzzard

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    At lest some one here is mature enough to take the high road around here. ;) 
     
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    This sounds disgusting. I like blood 'n' fatty parts 'n' gristley bits.

    This sounds like tofu or something.
     
  11. Seth Buzzard

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    If you can grow a pound or two of meat from a few ounces of muscle fiber that could go a long way in helping feed people in poorer countries.
     
  12. Nerd Bomber

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    There are two butter and pepper soaked steaks cooking behind me....delicious
     
  13. Lance Halberd

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    Just one step closer to Tex Avery's "House of Tomorrow" cartoon short becoming reality.
     
  14. Grimlock_13

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    Yeah, I didn;t know what I was getting into either.:lol 
     
  15. Doctor Doom

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    Why does this sound like something RedMage would think up... or abuse to his own twisted power?

    (read the last few 8-Bit Theater strips to understand)
     
  16. Switchblade

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    Mmm, artificially grown mouse meat. Truly this is the golden age of man.
     
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    Ok, I have a question....if you only need a few starter cells and a "growing medium" for an overnight pound of meat...

    What the hell is in the "medium"? You'd need everything in it meat has to begin with, so how would that solve world hunger? You'd still need a hell of a lot of "medium".

    I can see how this would be more ethical to animals. Kill one chicken, grow an infinite amount of chicken afterwards.
     
  18. flamepanther

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    They don't even have to kill the animal to cellect a tissue culture!
     
  19. 03Mach1

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    No thanks. Bring on the real stuff.
     
  20. Dark_Convoy

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    BUT I LIKE EATING DEAD ANIMALS!!!
     

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