So the other day I was in a Supermarket. The retail behemoth that is Tescos in the UK. I was upstairs, where the aisles are a little more cramped, there is only one main aisle going the length of the store, with access aisles branching off it for all the different assorted product goodness. Anyway, upstairs there's only one way along the store, that main aisle. Moving this along, I'm stuck behind this insanely fat woman and her not so fat but still fat sister. The really fat one was pushing a pram, and moved strangely, her folds of fat were actually moving separately from her body. She took a step, her fat according to different physics laws. These two large women are walking along next to each other blocking the entire main aisle. They're walking... well waddling very very slowly. A queue starts to build up behind them, me included. And the thought that pops into my head? 'Fat people should walk in single file.' I'm going to hell aren't I?