Polar Bear attacks woman!

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  1. jqciaomama

    jqciaomama LD Master

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    I don't know if this has been posted yet, but :wtf: 

    I would have been really upset if they had injured or killed the bear.

    bear bites woman
     
  2. oddsey

    oddsey Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?

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    I love the caption under the fourth photo:

    :lol 
     
  3. MidnightBliss

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    She jumped in? Sounds like she wanted to be food. They should have left her. It's thinning of the herd.
     
  4. Cheetatron

    Cheetatron Eh

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    well she's certainly not attractive
     
  5. Pepsiman98

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    well they certainly cant kill animals for defending their turf from ppl who want to commit suicide.
     
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    All i have to say is polar bears eat mostly fat from there food....enough said.
     
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    Why the hell you jump in, woman!?
     
  8. Caine

    Caine Rise up to the glory!!

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    Polar Bear, "TITS OR GTFO!!"
    Woman, "GTFOs"
    Polar Bear, "RARGH!"
     
  9. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    The bear said she was intelligent and friendly on some rye bread with mayonnaise.
     
  10. Chaos Muffin

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    she 's very bright
     
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    Probably mistook her for a beluga whale.
     
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    Zoos should have new sighns that read: if you jump in with the animals we will leave you in there and clean up the mess later.

    The bears look upset the food was being taken away.
     
  13. tikgnat

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    Huh, what does this say?

    'Do not enter Polar Bear Enclosure'

    But, but, Polar Bears are so sweet and cuddly! On my Planet Earth Blu Ray they look kind and nice, and I feel so sad their habitat is melting. David Attenborough tells their tale of rasing cubs with such warmth! I feel so guilty, I left my porch light on all night last night. I could have killed a Polar Bear! And her CUBS! What can I do? What SHOULD I do?

    I know. I'll give that bear a hug. A nice big hug. Tell it I really love it and didn't really mean to kill his arctic friend. I want to tell him that really, he has it easy here, 3 squares a day, and no melting ice shelf.

    Ow. The wall was ok, but the hedge is prickly. Oh well. Look! The bear is coming over! It likes me. I can see. Right, let me drop into the pool, nice for the Zoo to have a soft landing for me. I'm not getting any younger you know.

    Look the bear is coming to Hug me! Here! Take your Hug! I LOVE YOUARRRRRRRRGHGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET IT OFF MY ARM! ITS EATING MY ARM! I THOUGHT THEY EAT FISH! OR PENGUINS! HELP ME! THROW IN A PENGUIN! WHY?!

    WHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY??!?!?!?
     
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    so how long have you had the 1 way ticket to hell?
     
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    Title should be changed to "Stupid woman does something stupid, and gets hurt because she's stupid".
     
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    Not hurt enough.

    Stupid zookeepers denying natural selection :( 
     
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    That dumbass woman should have known that polar bears is one of the most vicious animals that has no fear of humans. Maybe she has seen too much Coca-Cola advertisement where they show cute and cuddly polar bears every Christmas.
     
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    She should leave that poor bear alone and pick on someone her own size!
     
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    "Innocent Polar Bears Denied Lunch Delivery."
     
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    For some reason I couldn't stop laughing at that video.

    I'd also hardly call it "Polar Bear Attacks woman!" It was more like "Woman jumps into Polar Bear Habitat!"
     

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