Pizza with extra sausage...

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  1. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    and balls.

    From the Drudge Report...


    DEEP PAIN PIZZA: MAN 'CUT OFF HIS OWN PENIS IN RESTAURANT'
    Mon Apr 23 2007 20:01:12 ET

    A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant.

    Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife.

    Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN:

    "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

    "Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

    "Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

    A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

    She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

    Developing...

    http://www.drudgereport.com/flash1p.htm
     
  2. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    did it have extra cheese?
     
  3. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    ugh... wow.
     
  4. Heat Guy

    Heat Guy Well-Known Member

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    . . . the f***? o0
     
  5. Greyryder

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    Stable is not how I would describe that individual.
     
  6. Darkravager

    Darkravager Zombie Hunter

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    The sad thing is that when I saw the title and who posted it, I immediately knew it had something to do with male genitilia.
     
  7. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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  8. Kickback

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    Add that to my list of pizza toppings I don't want to try.
     
  9. Katamari Prime

    Katamari Prime Hassan Chop! TFW2005 Supporter

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    This incident's publicity could work two ways for that restaurant.
     
  10. Chaos Incarnate

    Chaos Incarnate Not just a name.

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    So, did anyone happen to find out what drove this person to do that?
     
  11. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    "So good you'll chop off your cock" doesn't sound like a great ad campaign to me.
     
  12. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    He must've heard about that penis restaurant in Beijing.
     
  13. Cloud Strife

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    :lolol 
     
  14. QuantumShock

    QuantumShock Stay for brunch ?

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    I assume he watched Grindhouse
     
  15. rattrap007

    rattrap007 Insert witty comment here TFW2005 Supporter

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    No but it did have crabs...
     
  16. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    I'm don't think not-crazy people could ever really understand, but some folks just dig body-modification. A guy came into an ER I used to work at after using constricting bands to cause his junk to fall off--which it did. He used the word 'beautiful' a lot when describing it. Oh, and 'smooth.' It was creepy.
     
  17. McBradders

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    I can't beleive I -missed- that :( 
     
  18. BlueFlame

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    Think I'll order a pizza tonight.
     
  19. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Serioulsy! Dinner AND a show. Who gets that nowadays?
     
  20. Lumpy

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    dude....WTF is wrong with people....good god....but yeah, that'd be hilarious to watch....
     

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