PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk

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  1. BMGFX

    BMGFX Awesome Spooner Veteran

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    What does Milk Daddy think of this?
     
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    He posted earlier in the thread.
     
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    This is true.

    Unless they had a milking room open to the public.
     
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    By "support," I meant "joining them in telling Vick what a dick he was..."
     
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    Umm, Ew? Seriously, PETA is pretty fucked up in the head to even propose this, much less think it would work.

    I can see it now...
    Jimmy: "Hey boss! I've got a great idea!"
    PETA Boss: "What is it, Jimmy?"
    Jimmy: "Let's try and get a multi-million dollar corporation to switch from cow milk to tit milk! It's genius!"
    PETA Boss: "Jimmy, You're fired."
    *Jimmy leaves the room*
    "..."
    PETA Boss: *picks up phone*
    "Dorine, get Ben and Jerry's on the line! I've had a great idea!
     
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    I think drinking any milk as an adult is pretty fucked up. And I'd love to know who first got milk from a cow and what they thought they were doing.
     
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    Sure it's not natural, but it's awesome.
    Kinda like indoor plumbing.
     
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    and the Internet
     
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    But the analogy it's closer to is it's like adults wearing nappies.
     
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    Maybe Starscream in my signature can volunteer?:lol 
     
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    I usually say PETA really stands for People who are Egotistical Testicular Assholes (and they are), but that doesn't quite cover the inanity of this particular idea of theirs.
     
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    PETA=Poorly Educated Teen Activists.

    *Takes bite of breakfast sausage*

    http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9ijLulwUTY

    PETA shows us the stuff the meat industry doesn't want to see?
    Well click the link to see the stuff PETA doesn't want you to see.
     
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    If it comes from someone like Keira Knightley or Reese Witherspoon, I'm all for it.
     
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    Keira Knightley? As in the flatest woman in Hollywood?
     
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    I'd prefer chicks with, y'know, BREASTS. But that's just me.
     
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    I dont think human milk is icky. I think my Mom's human milk is icky though...and I suspect that's where the disconnect comes from. People thinkin about their mother first when it's mentioned. :D  Having never actually tasted human milk recently, I have no idea if Id actually like it, but I'm willing to give it a shot if I ever knock someone up. :D 

    As is, animals will drink it. My dog (may he rest in peace) LOVED milk. It just made him sick if he had to much of it.

    Flat chested chicks need loving to. More for the rest of us then? :D 
     
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    President Stewie has decreed all the nation's milk will come from Hillary Swank's breasts.
     
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    If by more you mean less, have at 'er. Pretty face, but Keira takes roles requiring a corset for a reason. Reese could be in Animated with that chin.

    Don't get me wrong, I'd throw one up there. But I'm a cans man.