PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk

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  1. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk - News Story - WPTZ Plattsburgh

     
  2. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    I volunteer to work in that milking room.
     
  3. Molini

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    After reading this I immediately had the image of that scene in Clive Owen's Shoot Em Up movie where Monica Bellucci's character has all those bottles of breast milk on her shelves and that guy who was in there with her had a breast milk mustache when Clive Owen busted in.
     
  4. ErechOveraker

    ErechOveraker I'm with Plowking.

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    I'm pro bulls milk, actually.
     
  5. TheIncredibleHulk

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    Thats kinda gross
     
  6. Jarodimus

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    I love animals, but PETA is just totally made up of nutjobs.

    It's one (crazy) thing for some Swiss guy to do this switch for 75% of the milk used in his ONE RESTAURANT. To think that it would be even remotely feasible for a MULTI-NATIONAL ICE CREAM PRODUCER to totally switch, based upon sheer quantity needed alone, is astronomically ludicrous.


    Also, that guy's restaurant attendance is going to plummet HARD.
     
  7. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    :yuck 
     
  8. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Oh come on. At least half the population is women. A good percentage of them are going to be up for earning some spare cash.

    And that dude will find the number of perverts eating there goes through the roof.
     
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    Mospeada Since '84

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    Barfage.
     
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    ...are they insane?

    Forget the fact that no one in their right mind would buy it, to begin with. (just...eww.)

    The health concerns alone would be enough to ruin them. It's hard enough to find healthy alternatives to food, and now PETA wants this?

    Have we been watching Kingpin again?
     
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    Next, PETA will demand that McDonald's use HUMAN MEAT in burgers!

    Oh, leave us alone then.:rolleyes2 
     
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    If breast milk is indeed used for ice cream from now on, I'd like to work at the milking station. :p 
     
  13. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Now that's how to solve the over-population problem.
     
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    :lol 

    I love the way we're so warped that we think Human Milk is gross and Cow's milk is the only way to fly.

    It's fucking insane that stealing another species milk for consumption is a-ok and yet our own is totally gross, wrong, icky, etc.

    Crazy.
     
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    I thought they already did. Cause that sure as hell ain't beef!
     
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    so true...and the fact that when we were younger, those milk (humans) were the better milk....

    but one cow can fill one or two buckets...one female can fill what, 2 bottles....
     
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    Oh, no doubt. Fears of breast milk cooties are totally wacky.

    It's just the logistics and sheer volumes involved that make PETA's "plan" nutso.
     
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    WTF!! Is PETA trying to make us sick! OH HELL NO! I'm not going to have ice cream made from human breast milk okay I want it from a cow. I understand completely what PETA is all about, but seriously I think they are complete nutjobs..end of story.
     
  19. Belgrath

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    :puke2: 

    That's nasty.
     
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    We might have to worry about Mad Cow Disease or Hoof & Mouth Disease, but those can be avoided or dealt with.

    Human breast milk? HIV/AIDS concerns, etc. You can't tell whether or not the source of the milk might have a contagion. Too risky.
     

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