Always question.

Questioning brings understanding.

Understanding brings knowledge.

Knowledge brings power.

 

Bitches ain't shit but- oh dang, someone already said it.

Well, it's a good philosophy nonethless.

 

And your sarcasm detector must not be working. Get your panties out of your butt.

 

"Ignorance is temporary, Stupidity is forever"

 

Pants.... dont leave home without them!

 

Life doesn't give you chances to make something of yourself. It's up to you to make your own chances, for better or worse.

 

Life is all about avoiding the unnecessary bullshit. Get yourself into a position that will bring success, make your own luck as best you can.

 

Why shoot yourself in the foot when you can keep on running.

 

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

(not my words)

 

Not my words, but a mantra I subscribe to:

"People of ze world, RELAX!"

-repeatedly said by a parrot in the Tom Robbins book Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates

 

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!

 

Believe you can and you're halfway there. Don't hit at all if it's honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft. A man who's good enough to shed his blood for the country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards. Speak softly and carry a big stick.

Theodore Roosevelt

 

- Laugh off and laugh at the small bullshit.

- Rolleyes and plow a road through the big bullshit.

- The stupid people are here for your entertainment. Why else would they have chosen to be stupid?

- Never give up on trying to make a decent life for yourself and stay financially stable.

 

If you can't change things, F*** it.

 

"People that talk like hallmark cards and motivational posters should be ignored"

 

Don't worry, be happy. Find the answers for yourself; only believe what can be proven by uncompromised evidence.

 

I have another one now that I'm here at work. Slow down to go fast. My nephew used to work here and never got it till he got another job somewhere else.

 

Knowledge IS power, for the mind is the ultimate weapon.

 

if you don't leave a mark they cant prove anything... oh wait...

 

I like pizza.