Saw this on another board, thought it was clever. If it gets a response ratio of one decent to three spam to five ridiculous, I'll be thrilled! So what are yours?
I totally agree with that. That's why I berate and insult people who say dumb things--because I would want people to do the same to me! Otherwise, how would I know I was being dumb?
Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but if you voice that opinion out loud you'd better have something to back it up. And watch out for snipers.
The algebra checks out! The last thing I said to the wife works well enough: "Break my heart and I'll take the dog." And I should have added: "and seduce your closest friend."
My philosophy is that personal philosophies are too complex to be summed up in 50 words or less. Wait... *counts words* 18! My whole life has been a lie! *cries*
Respect you family and friends and others that deserve respect. Don't loose your cool and never take yourself too seriously.
If you don't sit around and do nothing once in awhile, you'll never get anything done. Think about that for a second and you might get it... most of my friends don't...
Why must I be like that, why must I chase the cat. Nuthin but the dog in me. Nuthin but the dog in me. Seriously, Those whom fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it.
In exactly 50 words. Laziness is in the eye of the beholder. Why run when you can crawl? Heroes are those who do no bad things. Annoying kids do not deserve your respect. Fear Kickback. When life hands you lemons, save them, then when life is vulnerable, start sending them back at high speed.
