Went to TRU to day to pick up some Tadoodles for my son. For those of you who haven't seen the 5 million comercials; they are markers and paints for toddlers (pics at bottom). Well, as we're walking up to the Crayola section I see some greasy looking fat man dumping them all in his cart. I imediately new what was going and my blood started to boil. As calmly as I could I walked up to the man and asked him what the heck he needed with all those markes. He replied by saying "these things are hot, I'm going to sell them on eBay for christmas." I simply reached into his cart and pulled out 2 each of the markers an paints and told him "Well, it looks like you won't be selling these ones." The fat bastard then looked at me like he was going to try to take them from me. I' 6' tall and weigh 215, this guy was a good 5 inches shorter than me and 50lbs heavier. I just laughed in his face and said "go ahead and try...we'll see how that works out for ya." The look on his face was priceless. I think he had a moment of clarity. After the moment of stunned silence he slumped back into his fat couch potato posture and scurried away like the rodent he is. I wouldn't say I was thoroughly shocked by this, but I mean come on...scalping baby toys? WTF?