Penis Transplant - REJECTED!

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  1. misterd

    misterd Well-Known Member

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    From http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/story/0,,1874818,00.html

     
  2. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    My manhood retracted far, far into my body upon reading that.
     
  3. The_Bardock

    The_Bardock ****** of the Minicons

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    1 cm..... well i'm beat
     
  4. misterd

    misterd Well-Known Member

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    Oh, and may I point out that the title of the article is horribly misleading, as the article only mentions the penis being rejected by his wife.
     
  5. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    Guy: Hey look honey! I got a new dick!!!

    Wife: GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE!!!

    Guy: *SIGH*
     
  6. kronos

    kronos PSN = KRONOSX1

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    Wow, thats really fuk'd up!
     
  7. Zero Prime

    Zero Prime Windows user no more

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    Get your new penis cut off or find a new wife? Sorry, love don't go that far.
     
  8. Boggs6ft7

    Boggs6ft7 TFW2005 Supporter

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    If he was married, shouldn't he have lost his penis a long time ago?
     
  9. butz

    butz slippery when wet

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    Maybe she wanted something a little, larger?
     
  10. Altercron

    Altercron Well-Known Member

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    :lol 

    On a more serious note, there's hope for all those poorly endowed "members" of society (pun intended). So if you have a 2 inch willy-ding, lopp it off and pray you get a nice surgeon.
     
  11. Aaron

    Aaron Master of Crystalocution Moderator Content Contributor

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    Wow. I'd be deeevorcing my wife.
     
  12. misterd

    misterd Well-Known Member

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    While all the well endowed members would have to worry about the black market.
     
  13. Misatokitty

    Misatokitty The Major

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    Is it just me, or am I detecting a faint trace in that story of "the wife did it"?
     
  14. Altercron

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    That thought crossed my mind. Now I fear for my safety.
     
  15. Josh

    Josh Comic Color-guy

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    haha



    yeah....
    i dont even know how to comment on the story
     
  16. My03Tundra

    My03Tundra LOVES TO EDIT POSTS!!

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    "CHOP, CHOP!

    WIZZ, WIZZ!

    Oh what a relieif it is...

    Oh what a relieif it is?

    Ah, damn, this small penis has GOT TO GO!"

    I'm wondering if the man's wife's first name might've been Lorraina, and the last Bobbit.

    "Yeah, doctor, he doesn't need that anymore. Go ahead and chop, I mean, take it off."
     
  17. Altercron

    Altercron Well-Known Member

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    thats disturbingly funny Tundra
     
  18. Misatokitty

    Misatokitty The Major

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    Snip-i-de-do-dah snip i-de-day?

    Thanks Tundra, now I have mental images of Disneyised news stories in a MAD magazine that included the Bobbitt saga, complete with talking candlesticks and scissors and stuff ><

    Which ended on the song sung by porn stars, "It's a small small part after all" (to the tune of ".. small world.."). Ugh. I thought I'd buried those memories.
     
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    My03Tundra LOVES TO EDIT POSTS!!

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    I guess the wife pwned her husband's penis...

    "Honey, look, it doesn't even MATCH! And, if it smaller then what you had before. Sorry, but it's got to come off. Come on, stop crying you pussy, we'll go to BLOOMingdale's later."
     
  20. JD

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    Wife: "Is that a breadstick or are you just happy to see me?"
    Husband: "It's a breadstick, you horrible, horrible bitch!" *tear*
     

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