Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by misterd, Sep 18, 2006.
My manhood retracted far, far into my body upon reading that.
1 cm..... well i'm beat
Oh, and may I point out that the title of the article is horribly misleading, as the article only mentions the penis being rejected by his wife.
Guy: Hey look honey! I got a new dick!!!
Wife: GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE!!!
Wow, thats really fuk'd up!
Get your new penis cut off or find a new wife? Sorry, love don't go that far.
If he was married, shouldn't he have lost his penis a long time ago?
Maybe she wanted something a little, larger?
On a more serious note, there's hope for all those poorly endowed "members" of society (pun intended). So if you have a 2 inch willy-ding, lopp it off and pray you get a nice surgeon.
Wow. I'd be deeevorcing my wife.
While all the well endowed members would have to worry about the black market.
Is it just me, or am I detecting a faint trace in that story of "the wife did it"?
That thought crossed my mind. Now I fear for my safety.
i dont even know how to comment on the story
Oh what a relieif it is...
Oh what a relieif it is?
Ah, damn, this small penis has GOT TO GO!"
I'm wondering if the man's wife's first name might've been Lorraina, and the last Bobbit.
"Yeah, doctor, he doesn't need that anymore. Go ahead and chop, I mean, take it off."
thats disturbingly funny Tundra
Snip-i-de-do-dah snip i-de-day?
Thanks Tundra, now I have mental images of Disneyised news stories in a MAD magazine that included the Bobbitt saga, complete with talking candlesticks and scissors and stuff ><
Which ended on the song sung by porn stars, "It's a small small part after all" (to the tune of ".. small world.."). Ugh. I thought I'd buried those memories.
I guess the wife pwned her husband's penis...
"Honey, look, it doesn't even MATCH! And, if it smaller then what you had before. Sorry, but it's got to come off. Come on, stop crying you pussy, we'll go to BLOOMingdale's later."
Wife: "Is that a breadstick or are you just happy to see me?"
Husband: "It's a breadstick, you horrible, horrible bitch!" *tear*
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