Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kickback, Aug 9, 2006.
Thought that headline would get you.
just the title alone gets this the thread of the week.
bear steals boat was the last one. all we need is bob saget narrating these post.
Hitting a penguin while driving on the road would have to be one of the oddities of my life if it happened.
And they were on their way to a formal party too...
Why do I think this penguins where the ones from Madagascar?
interesting story...... poor little penguins....
I feel bad for the driver who hit the penguins, and has to live the rest of his life thinking he killed three nuns.
An hour earlier it would have been "Snakes on a Road".
Put 'em ON A PLANE and we have a hit film in the making.
"Forgive me father for I have sinned. I killed 3 midget nuns today."
Penguins died... I am sad...
If I saw that I would have grabbed one of the penguins and brought him home with me. Nobody would deny me the greatness of having a pet penguin.
Those poor penguins.
Damn you Batman!!!
that IS pretty funny. poor penguins
Nonono. Must rhyme with Plane. "Snakes in the Fast Lane"
You do realize that penguins have a poop shoot, right? I mean, the literally shit for distance, hurling bird turds up to six feet from their anus?
Actually, I remember seeing somewhere that you can't handle a penguin bare handed, because it can rub off the oil on their feathers and they can get sick and die.
At least it would stop shooting poop at him then.
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