Penguins, Octopus involved in truck accident

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  1. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    Thought that headline would get you.

    http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/08/texas.penguins.reut/index.html

     
  2. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    just the title alone gets this the thread of the week.

    bear steals boat was the last one. all we need is bob saget narrating these post.
     
  3. Nerd Bomber

    Nerd Bomber Consulting your needs

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    Hitting a penguin while driving on the road would have to be one of the oddities of my life if it happened.
     
  4. rattrap007

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    And they were on their way to a formal party too...
     
  5. Wing alpha

    Wing alpha <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

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    Why do I think this penguins where the ones from Madagascar?
     
  6. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    XD
     
  7. Codimus Prime

    Codimus Prime Missouri Toy Hunter

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    interesting story...... poor little penguins.... :( 
     
  8. RandomFerret

    RandomFerret Fuzzy Forever

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    I feel bad for the driver who hit the penguins, and has to live the rest of his life thinking he killed three nuns.
     
  9. Fairy Princess

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    An hour earlier it would have been "Snakes on a Road".
     
  10. misterd

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    Put 'em ON A PLANE and we have a hit film in the making.
     
  11. Darkravager

    Darkravager Zombie Hunter

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    "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I killed 3 midget nuns today."
    :lol 
     
  12. Razerwire

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    Penguins died... I am sad...
     
  13. BigPrime3000

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    If I saw that I would have grabbed one of the penguins and brought him home with me. Nobody would deny me the greatness of having a pet penguin.
     
  14. Sonscreen

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    Those poor penguins.
     
  15. rattrap007

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    Damn you Batman!!!
     
  16. Optimus Scourge

    Optimus Scourge Arcee's boy toy Veteran

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    :lol  that IS pretty funny. poor penguins
     
  17. Omnibus Prime

    Omnibus Prime I'm too old for this shit TFW2005 Supporter

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    Nonono. Must rhyme with Plane. "Snakes in the Fast Lane"
     
  18. misterd

    misterd Well-Known Member

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    You do realize that penguins have a poop shoot, right? I mean, the literally shit for distance, hurling bird turds up to six feet from their anus?
     
  19. Darkravager

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    Actually, I remember seeing somewhere that you can't handle a penguin bare handed, because it can rub off the oil on their feathers and they can get sick and die. :( 
     
  20. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    At least it would stop shooting poop at him then.
     

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