Paris Hilton's new music video, "Stars are Blind"

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  1. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    I saw a picture where Paris Hilton was getting out of a car and you could see her naughty parts...

    I died a little

    And I'm lucky I am am still able to have sex after how traumatic seeing her stuff was.
     
  3. Hook

    Hook Out of Options Veteran

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    Paris Hilton is fugly.

    That is all.
     
  4. Shaun_C

    Shaun_C The REAL One True fan Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    'Specially when mommy and daddy head one of the largest hotel chains in the world.

    AT LEAST Trump's kids earn they're keep by helping with the family business rather then sluttin' around every continent in the world

    Yet EVERY GUY still says they'd hit it:redface2: 

    Personally I think she needs to take a break from Studio 54 and the SoHo.And learn to eat a damn burger.

    Girl looks like you'd break her in half

    D_C,cooch is the classiest way to say it :D 

    But yes I saw that,anyone who wants proof of how much of a slut she is.That's the proof.Because only a slut would be so unladylike in public.

    I saw that and I turned my head in disgust
     
  5. Seth Buzzard

    Seth Buzzard R.I.P. Buzzbeak Content Contributor

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    Don’t do that.

    Paris Hilton is the perfect example of everything wrong with celebrity.
     
  6. Gigatron_2005

    Gigatron_2005 President of Calendars

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    And the record industry wonders why nobody is buying their crap... -_-
     
  7. Shaun_C

    Shaun_C The REAL One True fan Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    No problem,I fixed it Buzzbeak:) 

    And yes she is the perfect example.

    Why some men find her so hot is beyond me
     
  8. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    The song should be entitled Stars Are Blind, You'll Wish You Wear Deaf.
     
  9. Chrono Grimlock

    Chrono Grimlock Perfect By Nature

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    I thought this was a joke. Seriously, she's not that bad of a singer, no worse than Brittney anyway, but I thought it was a joke. She should stick to what she does best, giving awful looking head to producers.
     
  10. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    Paris Hilton sucks, end of story.
     
  11. Wing alpha

    Wing alpha <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

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    I gave up after 15 seconds

    yes I rather save myself before my eyes burn and my glasses do nothing.
     
  12. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    Remember that time I sold that video of me and Paris having sex to that porn company? That was awesome.

    *smack, smack, pop*
     
  13. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Really, who hasn't sold a video of them having sex with Paris to some porn company?
     
  14. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    Omega Knight.

    I win.
     
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    I wouldn't. it might damage the car.
     
  16. godsenddeath

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    Even with all that multi tracking or whatever stunts they pull to mask a weak singing voice., she has perhaps one of the weakest singing voices i've ever heard in my life.





    Outside and in.

    Kudos to her plastic surgeon though.




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  17. McBradders

    McBradders James Franco Club! Moderator

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    If that's actually her singing I'll buy Taco's for everyone.

    I CALL BULLSHIT.

    And fuck, please, for the love of all things holy, don't ever refer to female genitalia as "cooch" unless your aim is to be a 40 year old virgin.
     
  18. Seth Buzzard

    Seth Buzzard R.I.P. Buzzbeak Content Contributor

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    I would guess they cut it together from an uncountable number of takes and spent and told hours in pro-tools to make her sound like a discount Gwen Stephanie.
     
  19. The Phazer

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    Actually, the album is genuinely quite good (if it ever gets released).

    Of course, nothing about that has anything to do with Paris, but it's had production talent thrown at it.

    Phazer
     
  20. JD

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    QFT :throw 
     

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