Paris Hilton to magazine:I'm celibate

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  1. Shaun_C

    Shaun_C The REAL One True fan Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    Saw this on MSN.com today

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    I had to laugh at this article :lol 

    There's no way she'll be celibate for a year.Not with the lifestyle she leads,I give her maybe a month at most :D  And am I the only one who thinks she's lying when she says she's only had sex with 2 guys?
     
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    I read that too,, seriously, who is she kidding?
     
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    Wow, what a weiner. Is she actually kidding?
     
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    Why do people pay her to be at parties? They should pay people to hang out with her.
     
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    For this vacuous little stick insect to compare herself to Princess Diana is insulting to the common sense of every single person on the face of the planet. She's not a victim, she's a commodity; she was born that way, and she perpetuates it herself. And she knows it. If she doesn't want the attention she shouldn't whore herself out to pointless socialites like she does.
    The ONLY good thing I can think of from Paris Hilton being celibate (HAR. yeah, right. I give it ten minutes) is that she can't breed if she's not shagging (I doubt she can even spell IVF, let alone tell anyone what it is). Bint.
     
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    bull, flat as a board and easy to nail
     
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    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T-!-!-!
     
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    Yeeeah, and the pope's a buddhist, my car runs on water and my cats work for the CIA
     
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    Translation: Paris Hilton will be spending more time undergoing plastic surgery than in previous years.
     
  10. Robb Wilder

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    What she meant to say was ... Ive only been VIDEOTAPED having sex with 2 guys ...
     
  11. Razerwire

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    She'll be back with 36 DDs...
     
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    She'll still have a face like a Thunderbirds puppet and the intellectual capacity of a turd.
     
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    She doesn't seem much different from Princess Diana. She's blonde, the working class obsesses about her, and is a princess with no real job. Only difference is she's quite a bit hotter and not dead.

    Oh, and:

    :useless 
     
  14. RabidYak

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    I'd say she's closer to Stingray then Thunderbirds.

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    As for the Diana comment, she is an overprivillaged attention whore who spreads it around a bit. More charity work and less home porno and she might have a point, althougth I doubt the Daily Mail will spread her over the front page for 10 years when she dies.
     
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    That's an insult to turds!!!:lol 
     
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    AH HA HA HA HA HA

    *GASP*

    HA HA HA HA HA
     
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    :lolol 
    There is NO way Paris could go a year without sex. I saw something on Access Hollywood (or it might have been extra) the other day, and Paris spoke out, saying these words: "I'm not a slut."

    Yes you are, Paris. You are a slut.
     
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    So how many of you would nail her? Anyone, anyone?

    ... : (
     
  19. Drake

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    In her defense she thinks celibate means whore.
     
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    You stole my post! :throw 
     

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