Discussion in 'The Toyark' started by Paladin, Oct 28, 2009.
Topless Robot - Mattel Has Lost Their Minds
I thought Barbie "offically broke up" with Ken years ago?
Although that still doesn't change how weird that...thing is...
You can't be serious.
i bet he talks in that stereotypical rich guy voice.
I can see why she broke up with him!
He looks like a villain, from Thunderbirds.
That's fuckin' AWESOME.
He looks like a gay pimp. I'm not sure what to make of this.
My thoughts exactly.
Wow....In my 34 years on this earth I have never once had any interest whatsoever in a Barbie or Ken doll (except that brief affair with the Farrah Fawcett doll when I was 9 but I wont go there) but...this may actually be the first Barbie figure I seek out. And he's totally going to make passes at my wife's Orlando Bloom figure.
I want some clothes like that
WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?!
it makes sense cuz it's from Topless Robot.
omfg Gi Joe or Cobra needs to send a sniper to take him out
And clearly, he reacted a little violently.
Someone digibash this guy as Johnny Bravo ASAP.
This must be metrosexual cubed.
I'm still waiting for Pimp Daddy Ken with the ho slap action feature.
Barbie betta have mah money!
I doubt that's his real name. EE has jokes in their listings all the time, especially their mailer catalogs, they're hilarious.
Screw Ken. That dog of his is priceless.
Best toy ever, I'll have two.
anyone else wish he came with little plastic money fanned out?
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