Ouch! Once Bitten

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  1. exclusacon

    exclusacon Expert with the Scopes!

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  2. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    i hate it when they use their teeth.
     
  3. Hot Shot.

    Hot Shot. Giving up on the fiction.

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    Sounds like she wanted...a hot dog for dinner.

    YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
     
  4. ShiroPrime

    ShiroPrime blargh

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    I guess she couldn't...resist taking a bite out of his sausage. :cool: 















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  5. Razorclaw

    Razorclaw Are ya gonna draw pistols

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    You forgot to put your shades on your shades.
     
  6. Tigertrack

    Tigertrack Back In The Game!

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    Take a bite out of crime?
     
  7. Dran0n

    Dran0n Junk male

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    Appears she's not the only one who lost her head.
     
  8. exclusacon

    exclusacon Expert with the Scopes!

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    :lol 
     
  9. GFH

    GFH The G Squad

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    That was really bad, Dran0n. :lol 
     
  10. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    "hey honey I'm sorry we argued. Why don't I make it up to you... you know..."

    "giggity giggity... WHAT THE FUCK"
     
  11. optimusprime42

    optimusprime42 Autobot Leader

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    that would make glen quagmeir turn gay
     
  12. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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    I needed to quote this because it's probably the best joke you've had in weeks.
     
  13. Nachtsider

    Nachtsider Banned

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    (looks at pic)

    That's a woman?
     
  14. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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    Went and looked at the pic. Who would want that chick that close to his genitals? Just nastai.
     
  15. Murasame

    Murasame CHIMICHANGAS

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    You can see by the form of her eyes that she is a woman. But before noticing this, I thought it was a boy...
     
  16. x BlackMagnus x

    x BlackMagnus x Is not impressed

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    Ok...if you let this near your junk
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    you really didn't care about it in the first place.
     
  17. exclusacon

    exclusacon Expert with the Scopes!

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    She got sideburns....lol...but seriously if they were fighting what kinda move did she do to get next to his johnson?
     
  18. Murasame

    Murasame CHIMICHANGAS

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    And why did he fight without pants?
     
  19. Leadfoot

    Leadfoot The Strongest.

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    Bit his genitals during an argument.

    I don't know about this guy, but I try not to argue with women while they're giving me head.
     
  20. Toxicon

    Toxicon Banned

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    Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou

    I just fucking BLASTED my laptop with soda you asssssshole. :lol 
     

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