Yes, there really was a guy named Oscar Mayer who founded the company Oscar Mayer, hot dog legend, dies at 95
Wow, I would've though Oscar Mayer was like a pair of last names, sad to know afterwards that it was one real person. R.I.P and thank you.
/\/\You cannibal, let's just hope they don't have a "golden ticket" themed contest where you have to "Find Oscar Mayer's Weiner" in a pack of ten