Optimus Prime Marries Barbie

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  1. Ayleron

    Ayleron Autobot Vanguard

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    As I was skimming through the Sunday adds I came across some interesting pictures. You all may have noticed that target showcased Optimus and Barbie on the cover of their toy magazine, but did you notice it was from their wedding?

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    Looks like the boy in back was unable to speak up in time and is not willing to hold his peace. If you turn the page you will find a spread of other toys. But page 3 is the important one.

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    If you look closely you can see Prime making off with his new bride in the top right corner....

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  2. JetRaid

    JetRaid Jhet Rheyd

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    What the hell :lol 
     
  3. Omega Charge

    Omega Charge Prepare for trouble...

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    :lol :lol 
     
  4. Mr. Sparklebot

    Mr. Sparklebot 'Til All Are Juan

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    What will their kids be like? Pretenders?
     
  5. Ravenxl7

    Ravenxl7 W.A.F.F.L.E.O.

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    Well, Prime does like his blondes...
     
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    Not news.
     
  7. TheBigMachine

    TheBigMachine Initiating JAZZ HANDS!

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    Well looks like the Autobots are going to have to find another leader because there's nooo way the "ball-and-chain" is going to let him run off with the boys to drink energon and hang out with fembots anymore. Looks like Megatron's evil plan finally worked...
     
  8. Wheeljack_Prime

    Wheeljack_Prime Don't eat me

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    A legitimate "Ha Ha!" from me
     
  9. Pravus Prime

    Pravus Prime Sorcerer

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    Wow, would've thought Prime would've had higher standards then that whore. Ken, GI Joe, He-man, was there any boys toy she didn't put out for? You can't honestly suggest that any of them were wtih her for her charming personality. The flake couldn't hold a job; she had more careers then I've got TFs.

    Besides, why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?
     
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    That's hilarious. Whoever was in charge of the photoshoot must have been laughing their ass off. I particularly like the look on the boy's face and Prime carting away his bride.
     
  11. bny888

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    so funny... :) 
     
  12. Voiceroy

    Voiceroy Trans-fo-mahs!

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    Best. Target. Ad. Ever.
     
  13. LadyK

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    This almost made me snort my pop out my nose...that boy's expression is great. XD
     
  14. moreprimeland

    moreprimeland Optimus told me to do it! Moderator TFW2005 Supporter

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    Oh, NO he didn't, he was with me all week, its an imposter!!!!!!;) 
    Besides, who says they got married, just could be a wild party??

    (but you gotta love the little boys expression!-give him back his Prime!)
     
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    Yet another reason why Target kicks ass. XD
     
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    What next Megatron marries Ken, oops my bad cat's outta the bag
     
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    :lolol  and She-ra shacks up with Soundwave and Arcee runs off with Snake eyes
     
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    Comedy! Nice.
     
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    Epic LOLs.
     

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