Optimus Prime Fails Emission Test

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  1. Pravus Prime

    Pravus Prime Sorcerer

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    I got Toyfare 106 today in the mail, and in their montly rag section, they had the article with that headline.

    I'm sure that repeating the article isn't allowed, and I'm not sure I would even if it were, but in short, Optimus starts to show his age, and no longer passes the emissions test.

    "Until Prime is able to bring his levels down, the Autobot Matrix of Leadership has been passed to Optimus Prius, a mysterious new Transformer who gets 200 miles per Energon cube."

    :lol  :thumbs2:  As much as I want a Ford Escape Hybrid Alternator, I think I'd enjoy a Prius Alt even more now.
     
  2. Nightrain

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    And that Prius shall be painted orange and named Wheelie!
     
  3. x0x_chrome_x0x

    x0x_chrome_x0x Chronical collector

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    ROFLMAO!
     
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  5. Switchblade

    Switchblade Just a raggedy man

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    "Global warming is the right of all sentient beings."
     
  6. Megatronwp38

    Megatronwp38 Megatron? Is that you!?!?

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    pleas no wheelie alts ever or I will never buy another one again! LOL :D 
     
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    Well, instead of wheelie, how about the Pious reverend prime?

    He runs on H20 converted alcohol and pure hot air. Although, he might not be a favorite to some, he's known to be preachy.
     
  8. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    i liked the monstar caught by bravestarr article best.
     
  9. Superion33

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    Why not Wheelie? He'd be better than Alt Prime.

    At first when I saw the title of this post, I thought that the Dodge Ram had failed EPA emissions tests. Now THAT is the perfect Alt mode for Optimus Prime. Frankly, if they had made it Trailbreaker, I'd buy it. I'm not too fond of trucks or SUVs nor Trailbreaker so I wouldn't care.
     

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