OP and MT: dumb besty abridgement

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  1. marvel b

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    hey guys! I managed to get a job, so posting these will be a bit more troublesome and there won't be a set day, but I'm going to keep at it!

    ep. 26: yup....tooootally fake....

    W: This one will be fun!
    Strma: COME ON, MEGACARD FORCE
    W: I bet you 20$ the stunticons win!
    Strma: YOU'RE ON!
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    Strma: I REALLY don't like how they mouth off
    W: Come on, it's funny!
    Strma: No...It isn't
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    Grv: Well I guess her speed WAS matched!
    W: Horrible setup, Groove
    Grv: I"M TRYING!!!!
    Strma: Looks like Menasor is set up...
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    Strma: Dear Primus, I hate him
    W + Grv: SO COOL!
    Strma: Stupid men...
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    Strma: He's leaving himself wide open...
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    Strma: what?
    W: hold it...
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    Grv: yup, It's over
    strma: now YOU hold it
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    W: WOAH!
    Strma: YUP! Queenatron can activate her individual limbs' abilities, but with greater efficiency!
    Grv: THAT HIT KNOCK HALF OF MENASOR'S HEALTH OUT!
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    W: WHAT is Queenatron preparing!
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    Grv: THE MEGA KICK! MEGA KICK!! SHE KO'D THE CHAMP!!!!
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    Strma: *sing-songy* WHIRLY OWES ME MONEY!
    W: CRAP!

    meanwhile....in the outskirts of town....
     
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    DOTM Bumblebee I must be some kind of nut...

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    Menasor as the Rock? Interesting choice. He put up a good fight, but I guess he wasn't enough to stand up to the Queen!
     
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    episode 27: that's just prime...

    Grv: are we back on?
    Strma: yup. Man, Chaos Omega's Galvashocks did quite the number on the data. Cleared a few matches out of existence
    W: I can honestly, say that this year has the worst track of fight airings ever....
    Grv: WHY DID THEY DECIDE TO CHANGE IT?!?!?
    Strma: They really should go back to the last format...Oh look! the next match! KICK HIS BUTT, HOT ROD!!!!!
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    Strma: HA! THAT'S RIGHT! BLOCK EVERYTHING HE THROWS AT YOU!!!!
    Grv: man, they are just blocking each other, over and over
    W: You know, this almost looks like dancing, since the don't really kick-
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    Grv: Oh look, he kicked
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    Grv: He's using it again!
    W: Yup, the same way he beat Starscream! the Convoy buster!
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    Strma: BAM!!!!
    Grv: You really hate that guy, don't you?
    Strma: NO! I JUST WANT HIM TO HURT!!!
    W: like he hurt you? *bang*
    Grv: HA! *bang*
    Strma: STUPID MEN!!!!!
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    Strma: YAY! Hot Rod's signature power boost technique! the-
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    Strma: and around again!
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    Strma: aaaaand-
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    Strma: BOOM!
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    Strma: AHA! I FEEL GREAT NOW! HOW ABOUT-....oh..right....


    *meanwhile...somewhere*
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    Whly: hello?
     
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    KUP: Hahahaha....HAHAHAHAHAHA....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    ARTORK: (wakes up) Holy shit, that dream reminded me of an old deutch movie...(sees the Kup's face near his faceplate...) Umm...Wazzup, Cyberdaemon of the Church of the Scrapbox?

    KUP: Nothing much, Arto-drunkard, just playing with that little wuss called Wheelie. So, can you give me a bottle of vodka? It'll help me to have some fun with him..

    ARTORK: Ah, why you didn't said it earlier? There, take it. It's one of my favouri.... (Kup disappears with a bottle of vodka in his hand) he should stop doing it. And the last time he came to me was when he invited me to a bar with those Pichi Pichi ladies...and then a giant bottle of beer fell on my head and I woke up in my lab without my helmet and my hand being covered in blue goo.
     
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    episode 28: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

    *Storma yelling as she's pulled away by secruity*
    W: "Man...that friggin hurt!"
    Grv: "Yeah, but now we need a guest.."
    *fwoosh*
    KUP: "I have some free time!"
    *Groove Screams*
    W: "Hey....who invited you?"
    KUP: "SILLY FOOL! I don't need an invitation...now. Let's start the fight..."
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    W: "I just realized that two of my old besties are going to fight! I CAN BE BOTH YOU'RE FRIENDS, GUYS!"
    KUP: "They can't hear you..."
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    Grv: "OH! THAT WAS A HARD ONE!"
    KUP: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
    W: "AW...I was going to say that..."
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    Grv: "Wow, Megatron's durable!"
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    W: "nope, He's just strong!"
    Grv: "did...did he break the ring"
    KUP: "I hope his back broke as well"
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    W: "OOHHH! Marvel is using icefire's COLD LAVA attack!"
    Grv: "hold on, Icefire? as in MADAME ICEFIRE? CHAOS OMEGA'S DEAD WIFE? HOW?"
    KUP: " as one of the unique voicemaster types, he can keep about 4 attacks that has been used at him, plus one to test out-"
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    KUP: "Though his versions are weaker and takes more from him to use than the original versions"
    Grv: "like a bad knock off?"
    W: "yup!"
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    Grv: "well according to the chart, that knocked a good percentage from megatron"
    W: "He'd be dead if this was the real version..."
    KUP: "shame..."
    Grv: "you are REALLY DARK!"
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    W: *SQUEELS* "HE'S GOING TO DO IT!"
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    W: "THE MEGA BUSTER!!!!!!"

    .....to be continued tomorrow....
     
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    BLAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
     
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