hey guys! I managed to get a job, so posting these will be a bit more troublesome and there won't be a set day, but I'm going to keep at it! ep. 26: yup....tooootally fake.... W: This one will be fun! Strma: COME ON, MEGACARD FORCE W: I bet you 20$ the stunticons win! Strma: YOU'RE ON! Strma: I REALLY don't like how they mouth off W: Come on, it's funny! Strma: No...It isn't Grv: Well I guess her speed WAS matched! W: Horrible setup, Groove Grv: I"M TRYING!!!! Strma: Looks like Menasor is set up... Strma: Dear Primus, I hate him W + Grv: SO COOL! Strma: Stupid men... Strma: He's leaving himself wide open... Strma: what? W: hold it... Grv: yup, It's over strma: now YOU hold it W: WOAH! Strma: YUP! Queenatron can activate her individual limbs' abilities, but with greater efficiency! Grv: THAT HIT KNOCK HALF OF MENASOR'S HEALTH OUT! W: WHAT is Queenatron preparing! Grv: THE MEGA KICK! MEGA KICK!! SHE KO'D THE CHAMP!!!! Strma: *sing-songy* WHIRLY OWES ME MONEY! W: CRAP! meanwhile....in the outskirts of town....
Menasor as the Rock? Interesting choice. He put up a good fight, but I guess he wasn't enough to stand up to the Queen!
episode 27: that's just prime... Grv: are we back on? Strma: yup. Man, Chaos Omega's Galvashocks did quite the number on the data. Cleared a few matches out of existence W: I can honestly, say that this year has the worst track of fight airings ever.... Grv: WHY DID THEY DECIDE TO CHANGE IT?!?!? Strma: They really should go back to the last format...Oh look! the next match! KICK HIS BUTT, HOT ROD!!!!! Strma: HA! THAT'S RIGHT! BLOCK EVERYTHING HE THROWS AT YOU!!!! Grv: man, they are just blocking each other, over and over W: You know, this almost looks like dancing, since the don't really kick- Grv: Oh look, he kicked Grv: He's using it again! W: Yup, the same way he beat Starscream! the Convoy buster! Strma: BAM!!!! Grv: You really hate that guy, don't you? Strma: NO! I JUST WANT HIM TO HURT!!! W: like he hurt you? *bang* Grv: HA! *bang* Strma: STUPID MEN!!!!! Strma: YAY! Hot Rod's signature power boost technique! the- Strma: and around again! Strma: aaaaand- Strma: BOOM! Strma: AHA! I FEEL GREAT NOW! HOW ABOUT-....oh..right.... *meanwhile...somewhere* Whly: hello?
KUP: Hahahaha....HAHAHAHAHAHA....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ARTORK: (wakes up) Holy shit, that dream reminded me of an old deutch movie...(sees the Kup's face near his faceplate...) Umm...Wazzup, Cyberdaemon of the Church of the Scrapbox? KUP: Nothing much, Arto-drunkard, just playing with that little wuss called Wheelie. So, can you give me a bottle of vodka? It'll help me to have some fun with him.. ARTORK: Ah, why you didn't said it earlier? There, take it. It's one of my favouri.... (Kup disappears with a bottle of vodka in his hand) he should stop doing it. And the last time he came to me was when he invited me to a bar with those Pichi Pichi ladies...and then a giant bottle of beer fell on my head and I woke up in my lab without my helmet and my hand being covered in blue goo.
episode 28: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! *Storma yelling as she's pulled away by secruity* W: "Man...that friggin hurt!" Grv: "Yeah, but now we need a guest.." *fwoosh* KUP: "I have some free time!" *Groove Screams* W: "Hey....who invited you?" KUP: "SILLY FOOL! I don't need an invitation...now. Let's start the fight..." W: "I just realized that two of my old besties are going to fight! I CAN BE BOTH YOU'RE FRIENDS, GUYS!" KUP: "They can't hear you..." Grv: "OH! THAT WAS A HARD ONE!" KUP: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" W: "AW...I was going to say that..." Grv: "Wow, Megatron's durable!" W: "nope, He's just strong!" Grv: "did...did he break the ring" KUP: "I hope his back broke as well" W: "OOHHH! Marvel is using icefire's COLD LAVA attack!" Grv: "hold on, Icefire? as in MADAME ICEFIRE? CHAOS OMEGA'S DEAD WIFE? HOW?" KUP: " as one of the unique voicemaster types, he can keep about 4 attacks that has been used at him, plus one to test out-" KUP: "Though his versions are weaker and takes more from him to use than the original versions" Grv: "like a bad knock off?" W: "yup!" Grv: "well according to the chart, that knocked a good percentage from megatron" W: "He'd be dead if this was the real version..." KUP: "shame..." Grv: "you are REALLY DARK!" W: *SQUEELS* "HE'S GOING TO DO IT!" W: "THE MEGA BUSTER!!!!!!" .....to be continued tomorrow....
episode 28: part 2 Grv: Well the smoke subsided.... Grv: HOW DID THAT MISS? W: Pokémon rules...I must have a lower accuracy... Grv: *stammers from the sheer stupidity* W: *laughing* KUP: *silently stares* W: "AND NOW MARVEL DID IT!!! I GOT A TWOFER!!!" *laughs harder* *pokemon victory music* Grv: "WHAT IS HAPPENING? *looks over* oh yeah...the DJ..." W: "that was my favorite fight ever!" KUP: "mine should be coming up soon" Grv: "taking a gues-" KUP: "SHUT UP, MAGGOT!" *wimperings* *meanwhile....somewhere...*
episode 29: teams finale W: and the Megacard Force finished there awesome dance moves! Grv: this'll will be a good one! KUP: I sure hope so. W: Trickdiamond doesn't waste any time and starts the offensive! Grv: the battle of the sands is raging, but let us check on the others... Grv: That has to be a pain! KUP: not compared to what I know! W: OOOH! hard hit! Grv: It looks like Pyra used her Corrosive Knuckle technique! *metal tearring* ALL: *screaming* KUP: AHAHAHA! part 2 tomorrow
episode 29: part 2 *screaming continues* KUP: "Will you two quit screaming?" *silence* KUP: "that's better! you obviously forgot her power is healing..." KUP: "you can talk again, maggots..." W: "oh...well it looks like the Megacard force won the team championship!" Grv: "i think now is a good time so reveal the surprise!" W: "Yes! the next match will be a non-fatal four-way fight for the hero championship!" Grv: "Chaos Omega, Marvelbot, Hot Rod, and Nautika! who will claim victory?" FIND OUT, NEXT TIME!!!! ON DUMB BESTY ABRIDGEMENT!!!! Spoiler: honestly... I kind of regret doing the tournament. it took SOOO long, and even though I introduced a few characters, I still haven't learned any good fight scenes...thank goodness the next saga will be comedy-based...
so my life as a cart pusher is seriously affecting my ability to take pictues for my story, so after this episode, I'll be making a thread in the fanfiction section to continure my story, since there is SO much I want to do! also, i'll be able to add more characters that I don't/can't own...once I start that up, it'll replace the link in the thread...sorry, and thank you everyone! Mrvl: *laughs uncontrollably* GT: "so, you're not mad at me for using those horrible battle plan I bought online?" Mrvl: *slowly stops* "nope...after learning empress is alive and beating up the internet troll, I'm in a great mood" Grv: and the Competitors are in position start the countdown KUP: Gladly.... KUP: Ah ahaha Ah ahaha...
well, considering i have tomorrow off as well, and my feet are doing good today, i think i'll try and finish the fight and post it here, so there's no odd gap between here and there... it would, but it's MUCH more complicated then that. and it WILL appear in a much later story arc...
the finale for this thread, which will continue in the fanfiction thread this weekend.... *a second before Nautika stopped laughing* *a second after* Grv: Wh... W: And that's why my money's on her! Kup: AHAHAHA!!!! Grv: looks like Nautika wants to save Chaos Omega for last... *meanwhile* Grv: which might be a bad move, since he's meditating now... Kup: If you only knew.... Grv: DID IT SPAWN FROM HER BACK?!?!?! *kup laughs* W: Well only Chaos Omega remains with enough energy for the moment, so it looks like i'm about to win my- *nautika has been eliminated* *dead silence* *kup fwooshs out* **Marvelbot has been eliminated** **Hot rod has been eliminated** **Chaos Omega is the champion** *crowd silent* .... *crowd goes berserk with happiness* Grv: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! NAUTIKA DIDN'T RISK LOSING TO THE HERO OF CYBERTRON, AND CHAOS OMEGA TAKES THE CHAMPIONSHIP WITH MINIMAL EFFORT!!!! ...and no, that wasn't primus, vecter sigma, or any other known character....
and the page is UP! dumb best abridgement: the typed-out series right now, it's just a minor recap, but TOMORROW WILL BE THE TRUE CONTINUATION!
