oops, my bad

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  1. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    so.

    i was married for more than 5 years before we had our 1st kid last year. that was on purpose cuz me and wifey was focused on our career. in other words, WE ARE USUALLY VERY CAREFUL.

    today, we just found out shes 7 weeks preggers, couple'a mah boys musta slipped thru the defenses, stupid force field generators. i am totally flummoxed, not to mention that the sexual-gratification-domestic-facilitator-unit is PISSED.

    i might consider the poopscoop route. hmm.
     
  2. eyeballkid

    eyeballkid Old

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    Oops! indeed! It was meant to be. Could be worse...you are married. Is the wife happy?
     
  3. MasterOfPuppets

    MasterOfPuppets Banned

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    Boy that sucks.

    But I find it funny that it happened to KA of all people :lol 
     
  4. smangerbot

    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    dude! congratulations! i think. more KA's? can only spell trouble for the world.
     
  5. Cungitron

    Cungitron Destroyer of Worlds

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    :lolol  Has she agreed to this. If so :thumb 
     
  6. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    i dont think poopscoop refers to what you think it is.
     
  7. Liege Prime

    Liege Prime Well-Known Member

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    Well... Ka you can be hard to read at time thanks in no small part to sarcasm, so if this is something you think will ultimately make you and your Wife happy, and it was simply fate, then congradulations. If on the other hand you and your Wife are both actually mad that a few of your boys made it across the border, and you don't look forward to the whole process, then... I'm sorry.
     
  8. Prowl_Delta_31

    Prowl_Delta_31 Eating your donuts

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    Congrats......Children are the joy of life.
     
  9. Methos

    Methos ...Hail Megatron

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    Check with the wife about getting a new sexual-gratification-domestic-facilitator-unit,I hear there's new models every year.


    As for alternatives try the slip-in-slide method.
     
  10. Star Sabre James

    Star Sabre James <b>The JUICE</b> TFW2005 Supporter

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    Wow. KA got some - AGAIN!!!!!

    Congratulations.
     
  11. QuantumShock

    QuantumShock Stay for brunch ?

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    Make love not wawr !!!!

    congrats !!

    I will be waiting for your happy full moon cakes in............12 months time. :D 
     
  12. Matrix Soul

    Matrix Soul Skull 4 reporting in!

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    Congrats!! Another KA in the world can't be bad ;)  The question is... is it a Skrull? :D 
     
  13. DragoUnicron

    DragoUnicron Dragon Master

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    Congratulations! You should develop your forcefield penetration technology and sell it to the government. :D 
     
  14. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    Hehe. You said "penetration".
     
  15. rizuan76

    rizuan76 Banned

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    Congrats bro, god willing! :) 
     
  16. pscoop

    pscoop Dead inside

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    Ha ha Super sperm KA! :lol 

    Yeah the reason I went with the big V was because BOTH of ours were concieved while using birth control. Our second came sooner than expected, but we are happy now.

    We were REALLY sure we only wanted 2 so I did, what I had to. If you guys are sure you don't want more, consider it, She will be ALL over you BTW once it's done. :thumb 

    Oh and congrats mang.
     
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    funkatron101 TFW2005 Supporter

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    and if you do decide to get one, throw out the frozen bag of peas when you are done using them.
     
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    As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!
     
  19. pscoop

    pscoop Dead inside

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    :lolol  I forgot mention that part.
     
  20. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    wow now all I can see is just death star attack as methapor for penetration.
     

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