Oooo, my poor balls...

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  1. Tr3adst0ne

    Tr3adst0ne Well-Known Member

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    Yes. Very odd indeed... o_O 
     
  2. butz

    butz slippery when wet

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    Wow... so how does that work?
    Ok, heres my take on it; his mother had MASSIVE silicon breast implants, and she breast fed him... and continued to do so until he was 9. Also, she used to tie rubberbands around his genitalia each time prior to the beast feeding. He grows up and longs for the bond he once had with is mother, but is internally still harboring a fear and resentment of her for the rubberband thing. The rubber balls remind him of that bond he had with his mother, and he slashes them as a way of achieving dominance over her (or rather, an analog of her), which in his mind enables him to reach sexual gratification.
     
  3. Turbocharger

    Turbocharger We should get more letter

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    I've heard of a lot of weird-ass fetishes...but slashing exercise balls...that's probably right up at the top. Possibly above scat.
     
  4. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    What the hell?
     
  5. Surge

    Surge Village Dolt

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    Oh my god....now SCAT is the worst fetish out there. I can't believe I even forgot about that one. *pukes*
     
  6. DaggersRage

    DaggersRage Autistic bastard.

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    Heh heh heh, you said nut.
     
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    Socialvegetable Wrecker

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    Who loves orange soda?
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    Kel loves orange soda.
     
  8. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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    Chuck Norris needs to round-house kick him in the balls to see if that will stop him.

    Cause you know, Chuck Norris is like that. Badass and all.

    Oh, and did I forget to mention how WEIRD this dude is. At least he wasn't doing it to REAL men. Ouch.
     
  9. KingGrimlock

    KingGrimlock Assuming Direct Control

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    i would have NEVER imagined that kind of fetish to exist. really thats just funny and weird at the same time
     
  10. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    It's about par with emetophilia, probably.
     
  11. Surge

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    That's just sick as well. None of my fetishes are anywhere NEAR as farfetched as emetophilia and scat...

    - Boob fetish (my favorite and probably one of Earth's most common among men)
    - Ass fetish (another very common one)
    - Foot fetish (considered weird/creepy by many but still nowhere near as bad as emetophilia, scat, etc.)
    - Women riding big, powerful vehicles (I guess that means I like power/tomboys/dominance. Common.)

    Sorry if this is too much info.
     
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    guard convoy The Big Daddy

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    lol i got your first two fetishes, and i raise you a girls wrestling fetish (catfights/mudfights/oil fights, it's all good) and i do like lesbian femdom hehehe :ev: 
     
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    guard convoy The Big Daddy

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    lol i love you :lolol  you made my day
     
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    Mechafire Shadow Broker Moderator News Staff

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    ...

    Lol.
     
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    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    Sure. This coming from the state that gave the world Prince. or The Artist Formerly Known as Prince. or that symbol dude who is now Prince again.
    LOL.
     
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    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    on a sort of related note, ever since i saw that episode of Chapelle's show i have and unreasonable amount of love for Prince.
     
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    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    Bjerkness? Really...that sounds made up.
     
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    But at the same time, that's totally bizzare.
     
  19. ROTF100694

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    What is scat? (Please no pics)
     
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    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    :google