Ongoing Stupid News from Florida Thread

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  1. Omegatron

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    Stupid stuff happens here a lot. Way more than where you live. Or maybe Floridians just report it more. Anyway, as there have been a number of sick, twisted, and just plain dumb news stories posted from Florida, I figured I'd just start one thread to contain them all. For example:
    Suspect in manslaughter cases used Fix-a-Flat for butt enhancements.
     
  2. Omegatron

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    Goodbye dental plan!
     
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    Florida in a nutshell basically.
     
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    Both news report are just crazy.
     
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    Up here in Buffalo, a local radio station does a contest every week where they play sound clips of crazy news stories and callers have to guess if it's from Ohio, Texas, or Florida.
     
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    Hahaha, nice.

    Man...there's a .gif out there for every situation, lol!
     
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    There's a joke from Red vs. Blue about Florida not being a state, after an event. I think the event... is starting!
     
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    So glad I no longer live there. Goodbye and good riddance!
     
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    Yeah... poor Florida.
     
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    Seeing the stories that show up on this site make me both happy and sad that I live in the cold, secluded land of leprechauns.
     
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    I'm still living in this miserable state. I was thinking about moving to either northern Alabama or Tennessee. But now I have to wait another year if I decide to move.

    When my dad passed away two years ago, I was hoping my mother would move and I would move with her. But she decided to stay and for what reason, I really don't know.
     

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