One Liners

Discussion in 'Transformers Movie Discussion' started by Rusty24, Oct 31, 2011.

  1. Rusty24

    Rusty24 Well-Known Member

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    What would you say if you were one of the characters in the movies after each of their on screen fights or kills? The rules are that you have to be a character from the movie and the fight/kill must happen the same way it did in the movie or novelization.
     
  2. Dinodigger97

    Dinodigger97 germinates within you.

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    Um....Give me your Shotgun?
     
  3. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP AKA Beve Stuscemi

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    Optimus after TF1 fight: "Feels good, bro."

    Optimus after TF2 fight: "Get this shit off me."

    Optimus after TF3 fight: "Buck wild."
     
  4. decepticon2020

    decepticon2020 Best there is @ what I do

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    Ironhide at the Mexican Standoff: "You feelin' lucky, punks?"
     
  5. Overlord Balder

    Overlord Balder Voices Slugslinger!

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    Ratchet taking down the Pillar [thus bringing doom to Cybertron] - "UNICRON AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME."
     
  6. megapork

    megapork Cheese

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    Optimusm Prime before killin Megsy: Time to put down this sick puppy
     
  7. just1nj

    just1nj NERD GAZETTE

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    Optimus before executing Sentinel - "why'd you slice my arm off?"
     
  8. Bountyan

    Bountyan Well-Known Member

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    If I was Optimus Prime, I would say "You've just been tomahawk'd." Particularly after the fight with Megs in DOTM.
     
  9. Fifam94

    Fifam94 GO AIR FORCE

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    "That's my show. . . Tomahawk'd."
     
  10. Wrecker217

    Wrecker217 Heart Like a Hand Grenade

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    fixed.
     
  11. Nope

    Nope Predacon

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    I want Ratchet to quote the Doomguy after he kills someone.

    "I've got a handful of vertebrae and a headful of mad. Yeah, that's your spinal cord, baby."
     
  12. Surge

    Surge Village Dolt

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    *after killing the Driller*

    Optimus: Looks like Shockwave now has...

    *shades*

    Optimus: Erectile Dysfunction.

    YEEEAAAHHH!!
     
  13. just1nj

    just1nj NERD GAZETTE

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    I'd love for the cynixbox guy on youtube to do some takes on these lines. haha
     
  14. LacksAFace

    LacksAFace Devastator's Balls

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    Megatron decapitating Jazz: No, I want four pieces!

    Optimus standing over Megatron's body in TF1: Bitch you died before I could take your face.

    Sideswipe slicing Sideways: Damn I'm good at killing fleeing cowards.

    Optimus shooting Demolishor in the head: If I can't have your face, no one can!

    Optimus standing over Demolishor: Your face is beyond taking. *Shoots cannon*.

    Optimus after taking Grindor's face: Your face is mine!

    Optimus whilst killing the Fallen: Give me your face! (Original!!!)

    Ironhide after killing the Dreads: De-faced!

    Sentinel before killing Ironhide: A deal had to be made...with that hobo Decepticon semi-ruler with half a face. (Ironhide: Who...wait, oh shit! AHHHH)

    Optimus after Sentinel leaves him alive: I will have your face...soon.

    Optimus after shooting down the Decepticon fighter: We will kill them all...and take their faces.

    Leadfoot and Roadbuster: Wreckers, tear him apart with your bare hands/This is going to be extremely painful as we rip off your limbs one by one.

    Optimus going for the Driller: I'll find your face somewhere!

    Ratchet struggling with the Protoform: Enjoy your face whilst you still can!

    Optimus before killing Shockwave: Well, this is rather awkward...you appear to lack a face. Oh screw it, you die now!

    Optimus chatting with Sentinel: You were the one who taught me everyone had a right to their faces, RAWRRRR!

    Ratchet shooting the Pillar: Die Cybertron die!

    Megatron bashing Sentinel: I ARE MAD, AND YOU ABOUT TO BE MAD TOO!

    Optimus before murdering Megatron: I will not make the same mistake of leaving you with a face.
     
  15. NighthawkPrime

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    Just after Optimus kills Megatron in dotm: Flawless Victory!!!! followed by. Fatality!!!!! :D 
     
  16. wrecker11

    wrecker11 Wrecker

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    I would say to megs if I were OP "And stay dead!"
     
  17. megatron66

    megatron66 OD'd on candy

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    Megatron ripps jazz in half: Whoops, mahbad.
     
  18. LUGNUT1995

    LUGNUT1995 TFWiki info gatherer

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    When Bumblebee blasts Soundwave's head off he quotes Marcus Fenix through the radio (some how...): Ugh, got some on me, now I'll get cooties...

    Also in TF3 when Prime rips Shockwave's neck out, some one should cut in the scene from Predator when it rips the spine and skull out of that guy on the tree.
     
  19. Grand-Convoy

    Grand-Convoy God Ginrai

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    Bitches just got Optimus Primed.
     
  20. BIGGUY007

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    After Optimus Kills Megatron: Don't mess with a Prime if you can't do the time!!
     

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