Omgomgomgomg!!!!11

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  1. Frognal

    Frognal Prodigal Son Returned

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    I just asked out a girl for the first time. And with me being at the tender age of 24, I do believe that makes me a gigantic geek. Holy fuck that was hard to work towards to, but was so easy. :eek: 
     
  2. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    No one ever believes me, but it is.

    I take it she said yes?
     
  3. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    aw. they grow up so fast these days.
     
  4. Frognal

    Frognal Prodigal Son Returned

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    She's giving me her phone number next class. I've been wanting to ask her out the whole semester and I thought that this being the last week it was now or never.
     
  5. McBradders

    McBradders James Franco Club! Moderator

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    What was your line?

    "I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party!"
     
  6. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Are you sure you asked her out?

    Sometimes, when talking to women guys think they sound all suave in their heads, but in reality what they said to the woman was something closer to "fnerr derrr derrr fduhhh derrr ..."
     
  7. pscoop

    pscoop Dead inside

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    Make sure you close the deal on the first night. You don't want to end up friends. *shudders*
     
  8. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Hmm.

    Why is she waiting on giving the number?
     
  9. Streck

    Streck <B><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">QED</B></FONT> Veteran

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    Any responsible organization checks references before a formal commitment.
     
  10. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Wait, he chose a responsible woman for his first time?

    Poor guy.
     
  11. funkatron101

    funkatron101 TFW2005 Supporter

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    60% of the time that line makes me drop my pants, everytime.
     
  12. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    hehe.
     
  13. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    [​IMG]

    I sense 40 yr. old virgin advice thread coming up...
     
  14. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    That's still one of the best promo posters I've seen in the last few years.
     
  15. darkmgmstr

    darkmgmstr Blue Lantern Corps Member

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    :lolol  HAHAHAHAHA It sounds plausible, but hey anything can happen. :lolol 
     
  16. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    "nice shoes... wanna fuck?" always works.
     
  17. darkmgmstr

    darkmgmstr Blue Lantern Corps Member

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    Yeah it works, if you wanna get slapped in the face, or worse case scenario, get your ass whooped. :lol 
     
  18. pscoop

    pscoop Dead inside

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    A favorite around my office is "I bet you have a nice v**ina."
     
  19. Foster

    Foster Super Mod

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    I just start quoting lines from Borat. The "sleeve of wizard" bit results in giggles and/or teh moist.
     
  20. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    Never happened, they usually thought it was funny, a great ice-breaker.
     

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