OMG Mike Tyson is a whore!

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  1. Seth Buzzard

    Seth Buzzard R.I.P. Buzzbeak Content Contributor

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    ...Literally.

    http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=201526994&p=zxy5z77xx

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  2. Motor_Master

    Motor_Master Lets the balls touch TFW2005 Supporter

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    :lolol 

    You know he makes a good point :p  ... why don't they ever mention sweet jobs like this during career day??!!
     
  3. Eric

    Eric RIP AND TEAR!!!

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    Wow, this came out of left field. :lol :lol :lol 
     
  4. KnightSaberAmi

    KnightSaberAmi Nyan Nyan

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    Sure MM I'll be your pimp. Now where's my money?
     
  5. Methos

    Methos ...Hail Megatron

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    The only thing funnier is the sound of Mike's voice when he says that.
     
  6. Motor_Master

    Motor_Master Lets the balls touch TFW2005 Supporter

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    Remember every good pimp samples the goods first :ev: 
     
  7. KnightSaberAmi

    KnightSaberAmi Nyan Nyan

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    Don't make me manwhore pimp bitch slap your ass. Now as I said before where's the money? Mommy needs a new caddy and some fishtank shoes...
     
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    I was thinking the same thing, and even doing Mike's "voice" while I said it. But, I have a full set of teeth so it doesn't sound just like him.
     
  9. butz

    butz slippery when wet

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    Well, I have heard of women who have rape fantasies..
     
  10. Zeta Otaku

    Zeta Otaku Who ya gonna call? TFW2005 Supporter

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    yeah, but not many women enjoy rape realities...
     
  11. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    Nothing good can come from this. I give it a week before his ass is in jail.
     
  12. Star Sabre James

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    I give him a week, at most, till he bites off a woman's ear.
     
  13. Shaun_C

    Shaun_C The REAL One True fan Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    Hey who knows, maybe Big Mike will get hired by a woman who likes getting shots to the face. And he's already a pro at that ;) 

    Sorry girlfriend, but you just made a rookie mistake. A pimp NEVER gets in a relationship with one of their hoes. As MM's girl you can't be his pimp :D  ;) 
     
  14. Motor_Master

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    Thanks Shaun I always like getting advice from a seasoned pro ;) 

    Now how do I tell her that I have to cancel the "interview" in December.
     
  15. Shaun_C

    Shaun_C The REAL One True fan Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    :lol  :lol  :lol 

    I learnt that little tidbit from an episode of King of the Hill guest staring Snoop Dogg :D 

    Easy, tell her you know someone who's equally qualified :D  *hehehe*
     
  16. Primal84

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    :yuck 

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  17. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    I don't know what's funny, either Tyson's goofy grin or the article... but then I'd say both. :lol 
     
  18. Cheetatron

    Cheetatron Eh

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    Don't you mean "pimp slap your bitch ass"?
     
  19. Seth Buzzard

    Seth Buzzard R.I.P. Buzzbeak Content Contributor

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    What a coincidence, I learned every thing I know about life on the streets from King of The Hill too!
     
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    With the grin, I guess you could say Mike is "recstatic"!
     

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