I found this on The Onion news page and its very old but still kinda funny. And I'm not sure if this was posted anywhere on TFW2005 at anytime, so I do apologize if this is a repost. If u don't know what The Onion is, it's a satirical news page that makes up funny news. The article is dated February 25, 2004 -- Transformer Refuses To Change Back Into Volkswagen February 25, 2004 | ISSUE 40•08 CYBERTRON—Following an intense battle with Megatron and his evil Decepticons Monday, former robot-in-disguise Bumblebee refused to revert to his natural state as a yellow Volkswagen Beetle. "I hid my existence in this world by taking the form of a vehicle! I revealed my true nature when I was called upon to protect earth!" said Bumblebee, a member of Optimus Prime's heroic Autobots force. "I refuse to change back into a humiliating bubble-shaped compact car!" Bumblebee added that Megatron arrived on earth with one goal: Destruction!