Old man gets hit by car, buys lottery tickets.

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  1. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    File this one under "when weird shit happens, I'm around".

    I was working at my second job this morning when and old man gets hit by a car on the street the store fronts to, one of the other guys rushes outside and the cashier working next to me calls 911 and tells them that an old man got hit in front of the store, the driver of the car stopped and the old man is down.

    Right after she gets off the phone, the old man gets up and walks into the store, acting like nothing had happened. He proceeds to get in my line, cashes in $4 worth of winning lottery tickets and asks to buy $4 lottery tickets with the winnings.

    We ask if he's ok, and in a grumpy snarl he says, "I'm FINE." the other cashier tells him that we called the paramedics and they are on their way, the old man goes, "Tell 'em to leave me the hell alone." and walks out of the store just as the ambulance, fire truck and a few police cars show up.

    He slips away unnoticed, out the front window walking around the side of the store to the back.

    The best part is for the next hour or so cops kept showing up at the store and going, "Did someone call the police?" - and we had to recite the entire story to them.
     
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    Did he have gravy on his chin?
     
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    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    I've never seen that show. :( 
     
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    At least he's ok...

    Just watch him win the jackpot...
     
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    Crazy old bastards in your neighborhood. He used up all his luck just getting there. Did he scratch the tickets there in case he gets mowed down AGAIN on the way home?
     
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    Man, what tha fuck happens with old people in your town.

    No one told me aging led to madness!
     
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    ummm, wow. we need more resiliant old geezers
     
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    At least he didn't get hit by another car.


    (Like, that would've been Deja Vu only it wouldn't be trains it would be cars. As horrible as that sounds, that still cracks me up).
     
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    "Don't need no goddamn help. I get hit by them fuckin' cars all the time. Goddamn kids."

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    "SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN-"
     
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    Sorda can't blame the guy. It's like running in Walmart for that new Alt, and you bump into a big fat guy and fall down.
    Everyone's like "are you ok?" and you're like "Get the F off me, Im going to miss my Camshaft!"
     
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    My guess is the guy is Mr. Burns. Crass, mean, soury, and can't be killed by conventional means.
     
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    It's a great series, find it and watch it. I just watched the 'Cops' episode before coming online, didn't stop laughing from start to finish, my sides are still sore.

    On topic: What a guy, can see him muttering "Goddamn modern cars with their fancy crumple zones, don't make 'em like they did when I was a lad. We had proper cars, if you got hit you died."
     
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    Props, that made me laugh !
     
  18. DilaZirK

    DilaZirK Is bullheaded.

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    Whoa.

    Endurance: 10+?
     

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