"Okay ma'am, just tell me what happened and ... is that a squirrel in your boobs?"

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  1. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    joebot. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) TFW2005 Supporter

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    Of course this happened in Ohio. Lots of crazies
     
  3. Jarodimus

    Jarodimus the guy with that scan Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    Wow. Uh....

    Yeah. Just wow. But I'd love to see how this Detective Mackey would've responded:

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  4. guard convoy

    guard convoy The Big Daddy

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    dang the chick couldn't be hot.....dumb squirrel your either visually impaired or your aim was off :lolol 
     
  5. Motor_Master

    Motor_Master Lets the balls touch

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    :lolol 
     
  6. Harbinger

    Harbinger ecnayonnA

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    he cleavage must be better then a hole in a tree.
     
  7. ORIO

    ORIO Plant-Based Bot Super Mod News Staff

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    Wtf? :lol 
     
  8. AlphaOmegaBlurr

    AlphaOmegaBlurr Many paths to choose.

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    That lucky squirrel... He could be stuck there for all of hiberation with no nuts.
     
  9. Eric

    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    :lol  Wow, the squirrel must be really desperate for a mate.
     
  10. guard convoy

    guard convoy The Big Daddy

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    he must be a potato chip lover :lolol 
     
  11. UnicronHound

    UnicronHound Well-Known Member

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    maybe it was trying to find a new hole to live in:wink: 
     
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    Rumble02 Radicon of Obliticons

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    I feel bad for the squirrel
     
  13. Mechafire

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    :lolol 
     
  14. Robticon

    Robticon Out of the Game

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    Aw! You took the words right outta my mouth!
    Of course, I wonder how Dutch, or Shane would've reacted. :lol 
    "What the **** is that in you boobs!?" "Shane, don't shoot it, man!"
    *Gun shots* "You half bald idiot." "Hey! At least I killed it!"
     
  15. Robogeek28

    Robogeek28 Who're you calling a geek?

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    Wow, that poor squirrel.:lol 
     
  16. Dark Ramjet

    Dark Ramjet Waiting patiently

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    Keep your friends close, keep your dinner closer.
     
  17. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    :lol 
     
  18. Dinobot Nuva

    Dinobot Nuva Johnny 3 Tears Veteran

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    That squirrel knows shit, why wouldn't they let him testify?
     
  19. AlphaOmegaBlurr

    AlphaOmegaBlurr Many paths to choose.

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    Cuz...
     
  20. AnimatedFan

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    Yep, that's Warren for you. Most of the city is a dangerous cesspool, so this kinda shit isn't a shocker. Thankfully Elm Rd. Drive-In is on the safer side of town...
     

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