Ratchet to Raff: We are an ancient alien race and our life cycles are hundreds of millions of years long and our technology is far superior to that of earth's. But right now, we need you, little eight year old human boy, to write a virus that we can introduce into a cybertronian being. And not only do we want you to write the virus, but we want you to do it in a 22 minute timeframe of which we have already spent 8 minutes. And.. ermm.. we can't write this virus ourselves, because in our hundred million year lifecycle, we were just too busy to take the cybertronian virus writing class, which, of course, you took at your elementary school between lunch and recess. HOW I LOVE THE GENIUS WRITING OF TRANSFORMERS PRIME!!