OK which one of you did this ? Own up now!

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  1. bman

    bman Well-Known Member

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Moschitta,_Jr.

    Assassination Attempt

    In December 1989, Galoob and Moschitta had a falling out over some details in his Micro Machines contract. Moschitta was at the pinnacle of his career; the money he earned from doing commercial work was fueling his appetitie for crazed sex parties, week long gambling binges and, unbeknownst to those around him, paranoid delusions that Bishop Desmond Tutu was "out to get him". He was convinced that Tutu had strongarmed the executives at Galoob into reducing the number of Micro Machines that he could take home to play with on weekends - this infuriated Moschitta to no end.

    Moschitta sought revenge against the Bishop, and finally got his chance to exact vengeance on February 12, 1990, the day Bishop Desmond Tutu was to visit the South African Consulate in New York City. Armed with a Derringer strapped to his ankle and two uzis hidden under a bulky overcoat, Moschitta hailed a taxi and made his way to the Consulate. Moments after Tutu exited his limosuine, the deranged Moschitta leapt out of the taxi, screaming "pawn takes Bishop!" while firing his uzis into the crowd of Tutu's bodyguards. Three men were left dead and 3 more were injured, one severely. Moschitta was tackled by a pair of NYC garbage men and beaten severely by Tutu's remaining bodyguards. He was initially brought up on several counts, one being attempted assassination. The court later found the fast talking spokesman to be mentally unfit to stand trial and the case was thrown out; Moschitta, to this day, has no recollection of the events which transpired.
     
  2. Nemesis_Dirge

    Nemesis_Dirge Banned

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    fucking awesome!
     
  3. Chris McFeely

    Chris McFeely Well-Known Member

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god *wipes eyes*
     
  4. jonatron26

    jonatron26 Well-Known Member

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    ?????
     
  5. Mr. Sparklebot

    Mr. Sparklebot 'Til All Are Juan

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    :sly2: :lol 

    That is hilarious!!!
     
  6. MidnightBliss

    MidnightBliss Well-Known Member

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    I'll never look at Blurr again the same way. 'Cause, now I want to see him all out guns BLAZING!!!
     
  7. thenatureboywoo

    thenatureboywoo Veteran

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    This is why I hate wikipedia.
     
  8. Sioce

    Sioce Radicon in training

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    Sorry I had to do it.....never liked blurr.
     
  9. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    it was me! i did it all! and ill do it again too!

    i also did lots of other thing, like the stock market crash of 1929!!

    damn im good!
     
  10. Recall

    Recall Player Select

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    Who was that guy who was convinced all incorrect posts on wikipedia are instantly removed making it a reliable source of information? Yes i laughed at him too.
     
  11. ghowildseven

    ghowildseven SG Decepticon

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    Can I say lol.
     
  12. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS? I wanna know whose idea was this RIGHT NOW. Who did this on purpose, huh? I found this little secret and I'm so angry I wanna know who did this and why or I'll report everyone here to the site moderaters on this website and Wikipedia and have the one responsible BANNED FOR LIFE. NOW TELL ME WHO DID THIS NOW?
     
  13. seeker311

    seeker311 The Collector

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    Isnt there a Robot chicken episode where they make fun of this? The guy is talking fast and telling his story about how he fell from grace
     
  14. DeathStorm

    DeathStorm Snoochie Boochies

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    First off, a WTF is in order:

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    Second, I can't believe that Wikipedia, after all this time, can't check these stories before allowing them to be posted.
     
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  15. Wheeljack_Prime

    Wheeljack_Prime Don't eat me

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    This guy did something similar to the Wilford Brimley article too

     
  16. Mechafire

    Mechafire Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    It was totally me, man. And I'd do it again.
     
  17. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    yeah... that was me too... so i was wrong. big deal.
     
  18. Altercron

    Altercron Well-Known Member

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    OKthatwasawesome.NeverfuckwiththeMicroMachinesguy
     
  19. Darkwing48

    Darkwing48 Heroic Decepticon

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    I thought Wiki was first line of monitoring was an AI subroutine that flags an article once something appears "off", then a human will check it.

    Due to the possible thouss of articles being edited and created, I won't be surprised if it reverts at a month from now.
     
  20. Darkwing48

    Darkwing48 Heroic Decepticon

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    :lol 
     

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