Because I'm a very opinionated man, I have decided to catalog a list of things that I think need to be retired from the realm of Transformers. Swordguns. It I don't care how many pegs you cram on, holding a sword like a gun, even with a tiny little cylinder at the tip of the sword, still looks like like you've run out of ideas. All-Spark Blue. Sometimes you have to admit to yourself that no, you're probably not going to get around to making another pie, and should probably just toss that half tin of pie filling. Stealth/Night Attack/Action Force/MurderGun/Blastpow/Action Night/Stealth Murder Bumblebee. Oh boy! More Bumblebees! is a sentence that hasn't been uttered since 2007. Everything is Triple Changer! If you can describe it with the word "afterthought" than no, it probably shouldn't count as a third mode. Transformers can be ANYTHING that is a car or plane. There...there are a lot of other things out there. Not every Transformer needs to turn into a car or a plane. I'm counting trucks as cars and spaceships as planes. Megatron's Picassomodes I get that he can't be a gun, and that maybe you don't want him to be a tank or whatever. But please make him turn into SOMETHING other than a spike spaceshippy thing that maybe has a cockpit or maybe that's just a bump. As they say, a hero is only as good as his villain. Prime deserves to fight something that looks like a thing, not The Thing. How about you? What have I missed? What am I woefully and tragically mistaken about? Do these jeans make me look fat?