Ohio woman calls 911 for a husband

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  1. optimusprime42

    optimusprime42 Autobot Leader

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    she graduated from the university of brain dead
    any volunteers

    http://www.wavy.com/dpps/news/strange_news/ohio-woman-calls-911-for-a-husband-jgr_3409083

    ALLIANCE, Ohio (CNN/WOIO) - An Ohio woman was looking for love in all the wrong places, and ended up in jail.

    Christi Klimes has been fielding 911 calls for 21 years and nothing prepared her for when Audrey Scott called five times within one hour with this emergency:

    Scott: "Get me that husband."
    911: "You need to get a husband?"
    Scott. "Yes."
    911: "You're calling 911 to get a husband."

    Scott spent three days in jail on a class 4 misdemeanor
     
  2. Eric

    Eric RIP AND TEAR!!!

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    Ugh...only in the buckeye state...
     
  3. JBSideways

    JBSideways Bleeding Is A Luxury

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    XDD I live sorta near aliance, i'm supprised i didn't hear about this!
     
  4. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    o_O  911 dispatch looking for a husband..... thats a new one on me ....Biological clock ticking much?
     
  5. Dremare

    Dremare Had an Epiphany

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    That is really sad. Calling 911 to have them find a husband for you? Use MySpace and Facebook, those are some of the reasons others use them for!!
     
  6. John_Force

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    No smiley can properly display the amount of stupidity I felt when I read the thread title.
     
  7. Brawlastator

    Brawlastator it is our life - jon bovi

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    I'll do it.
     
  8. Lock Cade

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    *Epic facepalm*

    Seriously, if she wanted a husband THAT badly, there are dating sites like eHarmony that she could have used instead of calling 911.
     
  9. Foster

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    She should set her house on fire and try to hook up with a firefighter next.
     
  10. optimusprime42

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    oh god fosterlager don't giver her any ideas
     
  11. Greyryder

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    I love my state.

    It's the people that live in it that kind of scare me....
     
  12. foxfan352

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    Are some people really that dumb?
     
  13. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    Maybe she'll meet someone in the jail....could be destiny.
     
  14. TheIncredibleHulk

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    That reminds me of the dude that was calling the call center I work at to use as his own personal chat line. He would only talk to guys.

    I think he called at least 10 times that night. He told me that he knew what I liked to do on the weekends. When I asked him what was that, he responded "Sex!"
     
  15. joebot.

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    Another win for Ohio
     
  16. Cheetatron

    Cheetatron Eh

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    There are even free dating sites like okcupid and plentyoffish... There's really no excuse for wasting 911 dispatcher time like this
     
  17. Chaos Muffin

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    Women and their hormones , sheesh
     
  18. Foster

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    Maybe she was making a noise complaint against her biological clock.
     
  19. Sage o' G-fruit

    Sage o' G-fruit Critics gonna critique

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    :lolol 

    At least she's honest about it.
     
  20. Darkravager

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    Wow. I don't know if there is even a word to define that sort of stupidity.
     

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