Ohio man arrested for......with a picnic table???...

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  1. Tenebrouser

    Tenebrouser Craft...or is it crap?

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    I always knew this stuff didn't just happen down south.

    http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=8083860&nav=menu63_2



    Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table


    (BELLEVUE, OH) -- Police say a man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table.

    Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.

    The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex.

    The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price.

    "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table," Johnson says.

    Police say Price admitted to the crimes -- four charges of public indecency. Usually these sorts of things are misdemeanors, but in this case, they are felonies.

    "What boosts it up to a felony is that the statute says if it's likely to be viewed by a minor," Johnson explains.

    The Price family did not want to talk with us, but neighbors did. Some are not happy Price was released on his own recognizance.

    "He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again -- and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance," says Brice Jacobs, a neighbor.

    Price is married with three school-aged children. Neighbors tell us they're now worried about the kids.

    "Hopefully it stays between the adults and the kids don't get a lot of the information so they aren't so cruel to the little kids," says Emily Grote, a neighbor.

    This case has police in this small town shaking their heads. "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around," Johnson says.

    Report: WTOL, Toledo



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  2. DrGrim

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    That's some desperation for sex right there. Makes me feel ashamed to be an Ohioan.
     
  3. MegaMoonMan

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    The table was asking for it.
     
  4. QuantumShock

    QuantumShock Stay for brunch ?

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    Is he the same guy who do it with a bicycle ?
     
  5. ILoveDinobot

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  6. rattrap23

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    Talk about a woody.
     
  7. aussiehippy

    aussiehippy Au contraire, Blackadder.

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    If I saw my neighbour having sex with furniture, of course my first thought would be to videotape it...
     
  8. kronos

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    you all must realize that Bellvue is a very rural town. They have nothing to do but either drink, do drugs, or make sweet love with lawn furniture. And here is a bit of trivia for you. for those that remember it, "Welcome home Roxy Carmichael" was filmed their AND in the neighboring town of Clyde. I lived in Clyde. Past tense. Though some great sports players have come from that area.
     
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    ROFL!

    A picnic table? what, he couldnt find a melon?

    this reminds of the guy here in the UK who makes love to his favourite cars, the freak ''entertains'' the exhaust pipe.
     
  10. Star Sabre James

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    I wonder if the table was good enough to be worth it.
     
  11. Blunticon

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    "Hey Booboo we need to find a Picacnic Basket!"
     
  12. nkelsch

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    Like is this dudes back yard backed up to a school with a see-through chain-link fence? The way neighborhoods are built, there isn't a single house within 20 miles of me that is not "close to a school"

    This sounds like manipulating extreme laws because of outrage.

    If I was screwing a woman on that picnic table no one would have cared.
     
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    It gives the term 'Got Wood' a new meaning
     
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    Between 10:30 and noon? Now that's what I call morning wood.
     
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    I wonder if he gave it to the table missionary style or if he bent that bitch over
     
  16. QuinJester

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    Who's lonlier; the man who has sex with a picnic table, or the people who videotape him doing it ... four times?
     
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    I agree...

    There is no way that this guy should be charged with a felony...

    And hopefully he use Thompson’s Wood Sealer...you know, for protection.
     
  18. Gnaw

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    The wife better start putting out.
     
  19. Lance Halberd

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    It's a few weeks still before I put out my patio furniture, but if memory serves, those umbrella holes aren't all that big.
     
  20. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    you don't wanna be that guys wingman when he shops for furniture.
     

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