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So education and experience have nothing to do with it? Huh, might as well fire every teacher in existence and close down the schools.

 

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4 Days?

Hell, I get bored after about 2 hours playing any game.

 

Wow someone's dumb enough to forget to eat and drink.  

 

I'm impressed the Xbox manged to not overheat after 4 days. But yeah, stupid kid, stupid parents.

 

4 days of straight non stop playing is just insane for anyone to do. I don't see why kids can just get off the controller for a bit and relax. It's one thing to really enjoy a game, it's another to skip meals because of it. I have never done anything like that. The longest I ever played was when I got the last level of the DOTM game. But, I took care of all my chores before doing so and I ate dinner too.

 

Bet he was trash talking the whole time too.

 

I think the longest I ever played was 14 hours with a friend when we first played Halo 3, my eyes felt like they were on fire by the end of it, how the hell did this kid manage 4 days??

 

We need to have a social worker position that entails just slapping the shit out of these kinds of parents

 

I used to feel like I had a problem when I pulled 12 hour sessions. Guess not. Problem solved.

 

Bad parenting is definitely partially to blame, but the kid's obviously pretty stupid too.

Yeah. I tend to start feeling kinda crappy after just an hour of gaming.

 

its not the video game industry's fault, its the parents fault for not being parents.

 

You know, the longest consecutive gaming session I had is when I first got Advance Wars 2. I was so addicted to the game that I played for twelve hours straight, and I couldn't stand up afterwards. I had to take a day off school as a result. Playing for forty hours would no doubt have finished me off.

 

Idiot child spawned from idiot parents.

 

Man, I can't even last an hour without going into motion sickness. WTF?

 

I remember when my friends wanted to pull a 24 hour MK9 gaming session.
I bailed at hour 4 :I

 

Man, my parents would never let me play for 4 hours, let alone 4 days.

How the hell did he and the Xbox survive through that?

 

I can't even play a game for more than an hour at a time.

 

Seriously. I just got WFC, and I only play for maybe 2 hours before taking a break.