Oh so ronery? EMA is here to help

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Omega Supreme-1, Jun 17, 2008.

  1. Smasher

    Smasher HUNKY BEATS

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    MATT DAMON!
     
  2. Omnius

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    Only in Japan... Can the firmware be updated from Girlfriend 3.1 to Wife 1.0 at a later date?
     
  3. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    I think it's possible but bear in mind the risks involved:

    - the volume may become impossible to adjust
    - the kissing will stop working
    - automated alarms if you come home later than 11pm

    Those are just a few I've heard of. If you experience problems I think it's pretty much unfixable and you might need to throw away your unit and downgrade to Girlfriend 3.1 again.

    Then again if those don't matter to you, you could always try the Mistress XP model which works in tandem with Wife 1.0. Just don't let them get near each other.
     
  4. Brawlastator

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    Yeeeeeeeeeah... No.

    Now, who in the right mind (even desperate, ronery, men) would even CONSIDER that thing and an alternative to an actual woman? Call me when they look like people, kthxbi.